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its freedom of speech to say that elon musk is the human embodiment of an uncomfortably rocky dense turd

[lars T . hugh @dampHandshake]

that last post was tweeted in haste and I love my wife and do not want to divorce her

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I legally have a wife now and she has no interest in spending time in the garage

I welcome her here

Who is a lawyer

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even the toughest cowboys get heartburn

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Turquoise

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Gun to your president's head, name a fruit.

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I just spent a full interrupted 2 minutes trying to decide if some blue cheese dip I have has gone bad only to discover, when I gathered the courage to taste it, that it was tartar sauce

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@StaceyLee2025 @CarpDeeEm1 @ryansatin Three likes as the OP on a reply that has 1.5K has to be a record low

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.@jerseymikes sorry don’t like my order sorry

[Ass Laugh @TheLOLjokes]

Swag doesn't involve being an asshole to girls.

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quoth the raven “Paramore” ain’t it funnnnnnn

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..@totinos yeah hi. Yeah me again. My wife is mad cause there’s a swear word on my 18 month old child’s afternoon snack. please reply she’s making me sleep
On the sofa .

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normally I don’t engage but this dude just completely outed himself as a bully/jock in 2006

[ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ @JoshuaHedley]

You can tell when people absolutely weren’t there, cause this band was a joke when they were current lol. Like nickelback levels of hate.

[Ass Laugh @TheLOLjokes]

Ah, Sarcasm. What would I do without you?

[Ass Laugh @TheLOLjokes]

Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.

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.@CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne @CapitalOne what’s in my wallet? Flies

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@mikeroweworks I love your work for the little guy!! Except when you fart on scientifc facts about vaccines to protect the workers you “represent “ on tv you libertarian piece of shit. Yeah fuck medicine to keep the working class alive!! TV host douche

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.@mikeroweworks hey! My friend, who is employed and not living off socialism benefits, LOVES your voice. Can I get a shoutout from my friend Kyle?? He is starving and this may help
Him.

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is there a term stronger than “I don’t want to watch this film”, something that can illustrate that I am going about my day with the implicit, aggressive purpose of not watching this film

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘FOCKER-IN-LAW,’ in theaters this Thanksgiving.

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it has been nearly two weeks and none of my several uncles have found the final easter onion. the smell is wretched

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whatever key the song “you oughta know* by alanis morissette is in is the note my truck beeps at me when I don’t buckle my seatbelt

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I want so fucking badly to have my account deleted asking that piece of shit if I can have the bugles handle