Calamitous Podge

Content Writer, Reviewer, and all around good fella. Suikoden Advocate, Operation Raccoon City apologist.

All my tweets are good.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Rioters are breaking into migrant HMOs (Houses in Multiple Occupation, a form of taxpayer-funded housing for asylum seekers) in Belfast and setting them ablaze.

It’s a difficult night for firefighters in Belfast with fires reported in several parts of the city.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

LMFAO

[AF Post @AFpost]

Following his guilty verdict, Karmelo Anthony began sobbing and shaking as his lawyer asked if he could take him somewhere to pull himself together.

Judge John Roach Jr. curtly denied the request, saying Anthony was now in the custody of the sheriff: “Things move differently now.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

FUCK SAKE MAN

[Miller Ross @mmmmmmmmiller]

‼️ CONFIRMED: DUELIST CYCLOPS

Today's Dev Vision video has confirmed that Cyclops, the newest hero coming to Marvel Rivals this Friday, June 12th, is officially a Duelist. #MarvelRivals #Cyclops

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

WAIT THEYRE TURNING BRAVE EXVIUS INTO AN ACTUAL GAME OK

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Final Fantasy Resonance announced (HD-2D title), out Oct 22

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

Wait a minute are we back

[FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy]

Hope resonates within the crystals.

Introducing Final Fantasy Resonance. The first HD-2D Final Fantasy title arrives on Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC on October 22, 2026.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

@Arashi_mk2 The fucking psycho rat indian prick that stabbed that kid in england got sugar water thrown in his face which is a great start but its time to start removing them from the country entirely. wtf else can you do when theyre literally beheading people in the streets

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (08:52:56)

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

@Arashi_mk2 Its obvious to me this young doctor was simply trying to save the man from what was obviously an attack by a white man

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

Bio literally starts with 'Came from Reddit' so this tracks

[MarthsBars (FE, SW Mando/ST/TROS fan. Also on 🦋) @MarthsBars]

I'll always defend TLJ's Holdo Maneuver as a stunning & crucial scene, & one that *works* in Star Wars.

The takes claiming it "broke canon" are still so dumb. Eckhartsladder's animation saying it'd fail WITHOUT explaining WHY (just "it'd fail bc I said so") is still the worst.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

I dont even think this is a grift anymore I think this dude is straight up retarded

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans.
They know what they’re doing.

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

This is so fucking funny man. Games dead and they're still nerfing shit and removing fun

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

Hey all,

Over the last few days we've been seeing some incredible videos where Guardians could down Raid bosses (well, any bosses) when combining Howl of the Storm (Titan Aspect) with a few well-placed shots from a Hunter's Golden Gun.

With Monument of Triumph launching tomorrow, we'll be disabling Howl of the Storm. Even if we're not shipping a new Raid, MoT invites you to visit a large slate of endgame content, the new Pantheon lineup, and even Gambit!

We generally want to avoid disabling abilities or weapons, especially for days like tomorrow, but we want to ensure your experiences aren't trivialized by the bug.

We'll get this fixed up as soon as possible. If anything comes up during testing or validation leading to a delay, or we're able to move the fix up to an earlier release date, we'll let you know.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

lol

[Britify @BritifyUK]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Vickrum Digwa has reportedly been attacked at HMP Armley, where he is currently being held following the murder of Henry Nowak.

⚠️ Reports indicate that a mixture of sugar and boiling water was thrown in his face, causing serious burns.

🏥 His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening, but he has reportedly suffered significant facial burns and skin damage.

🚑 He is currently receiving treatment in the hospital wing at HMP Armley.

Share the brilliant news!

[Gematsu @gematsu]

Expeditions: Samurai announced for PC https://t.co/LppXkimi5N

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

I was in a discord with people watching summer games fest and when saw came up everyone started talking about how cool it might be. Then the '3v1 multiplayer' sticker came up and everyone got really quiet

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

@Silkennine @SomeoneRANRAN @NotHenryFonda Silk you look like someone's racially insensitive uncle there's no way you're being carded

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

No joke we gotta take engagement farming accounts like this and put the owners in the ground

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

Hell yeah dude

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[MARVEL Tōkon News @TokonFighters]

They won’t meaty you again. Mash on wake up, coward.

[Calamitous Podge @dampab]

Thor is fucking dead and worthiness is just Marvel shit you fat retard

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

If the God of War Laufey game was instead about Thor post Ragnarok finding his worthiness again to wield Mjolnir & coming to terms with his failure & issues with Odin & he fought other gods & eventually became the Thunder god again I would be throwing money at the screen.

And you would call it God of Thunder & its its own spin off & Thor is fighting the Tibetan gods & such, yeah that would be a day one for me

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

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