ડંફાસ

જેમ ફાવે એમ લખીશ, વાંચો તો ઠીક નહીં તો કઈ નહીં.

main acc.- @Ipremodi
don't expect logical answers

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

Bahut Lage pade hai jivan mai,
ab bheed Mai kho Jana chahta hoon.

Par sala height itani jyada hai,
sab se upar dikh jata hoon.

🤦‍♂️

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Durov just took the fight to Reliance and Meta.
There's more to Telegram ban than NEET paper leak.

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

You can share leaked papers by Whatsapp, session, signal, discord etc.

Just saying

[Chetan Pagi @chetan_pagi]

દૂધ બગડે તો તપેલી બદલી નાખો. BJP સરકારની આ જૂની નીતિ છે એવું અગાઉ પણ લખ્યું હતું.

[Open Letter @openletteryt]

kota me bachho ke suicide rokne ke liye fans ke aage grills laga di thi

neet ka exam rokne ke liye telegram ban kar diya

sarkaar me sabka IQ double digit se neeche hai kya?

[Hindustan Times @htTweets]

The Centre's decision to temporarily restrict Telegram ahead of the NEET-UG 2026 re-examination is a “bad idea”, according to the Class 12 student @sidhant_sarthak who exposed irregularities in the CBSE's On-Screen Marking (OSM) system.

Tap to read: https://t.co/07uzJR1qt2

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Instead of punishing the insiders who leaked the exam material, India has punished its 150 million users by banning Telegram."

— Pavel Durov, CEO Telegram

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@VMCVadodara
PG અને પબ્લિક ટ્રાન્સપોર્ટ પર જરાક તો ધ્યાન આપો.

[Prem @ipremodi]

Shifted from Ahmedabad to Vadodara just 10 days ago, worst decision.

Zero public transport,
Zero Convenience,
Higher PG and Food prices than Ahmedabad with even low standards

Now have to get out of this _____🤦‍♂️

The first time will now be the last time

[Rohit Jain @rohitjain2021]

First South Indians.
Then Gujaratis.
Then Marwadis.
Then Hindi speakers.
Now Jains.
The problem is not the community being targeted,
it's the mindset that needs a new target every time.
Tomorrow, even logical Marathis will be their target.

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@LPI4India How?

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

Their no language barriers simply means "Hindi Imposition".

[Pritesh Lakhani @priteshlakhani]

Ahmedabad is the next place to be.

1. No Language barriers
2. Best infra currently in the country
3. Basic fundamentals like 24 x 7 Electricity + Good roads + Metered PNG connection
4. Best Industrial infra and logistics support across the country
5. Comparatively cheaper real estate to top tier cities.
6. Growing startup eco system
7. Great support by state govt

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

This religion is already.... 🤦‍♂️

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

A Dalit #teenager's life was tragically cut short in #TehriGarhwal after allegedly being held captive and brutally assaulted by the #family of an upper-caste #girl he was friends with. The victim's father claims nails were hammered into his #son's legs. Police have arrested the girl's #father and #grandfather, initiating murder charges.

More details 🔗 https://t.co/aaR8TYzvHY

Breaking news, top stories, complete coverage — all on the TOI App. Download now! 👉 https://t.co/ogFaRsVinV

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@gujju_pm એ સોનાના દીવાને વેચીને ઘણા માટીના દીવા પ્રગટાવી શકાય છે

કામ ભલે એક હોય મૂલ્ય કદી સમાન નહીં હોતું આ વાસ્તવિકતા છે.

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

Earlier, I disagreed with the statement of CJI. But after seeing all this? 🤦‍♂️

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

Cockroach Party supporter:

🗣️ “There are no private colleges or universities in America.
-> I know this because I work in the US STATE DEPARTMENT.”😭

Yesterday he was Python Developer. Today he is in US State Department 🤣

[Janak sutariya @Janak_Sutariyaa]

બાબા બાગેશ્વરના દિવ્ય દરબારમાં 'ભૂતો ધુણાવવા' ભારે પડ્યા; વિજ્ઞાન જાથાએ પોલીસ અને હાઇકોર્ટના ખખડાવ્યા દ્વાર

#Gujarat #Rajkot #jayantpandya #complaint #dhirendrashastri

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@TiffanyFong No, I'll hire a maid for her instead.

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@WokePandemic Andhbhakt says this is AI

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@NamitaJaiHind Not available for work but want salary

Ok justifiable for lower employees

But for mayor? WTH?

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@Simon_Ingari WFH is a garbage choice

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

@Star_Knight12 QC: Quantum Computing

[ડંફાસ @damphaas]

My colleague, 20+, was born and brought up in Gujarat originally from UP, yet he still can't speak Gujarati.

My PG roommate, from Telangana, shifted 4 years ago for studies can understand Gujarati more then that Hindi guy.

Still you'll say it Anti-hindi politics? #Linguistic