hey

ninety year old teenage boy

[kes 🇵🇸 @joesnicky]

what’s the word for maternal but instead of feeling like a mother, you feel like an uncle

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

netflix didn’t crash because of stranger things it’s because everybody is trying to rewatch derry girls

[hey @damppaperbag]

dylan efron making miscellaneous unc (bruno tonioli) shoot poison on stage

[hey @damppaperbag]

project 2026: invent an interesting gay person who is also normal

[hey @damppaperbag]

BRING BACK GAY ELVES!!!!!!

[hey @damppaperbag]

forgot i tweeted this a couple weeks back but it feels more apt now

[hey @damppaperbag]

the summer i got shot

[hey @damppaperbag]

the summer i got shot

[hey @damppaperbag]

they’re attempting to silence me

[hey @damppaperbag]

my name jib

[hey @damppaperbag]

clearly had a very productive day at the office

[hey @damppaperbag]

apparently it’s national bring your gay best friend to the century city mall day

[hey @damppaperbag]

warging out in queens landing

[hey @damppaperbag]

i’m 23 years old and AFRAID of jeremiah fisher

[hey @damppaperbag]

BELIEVE PARKING ATTENDANTS

[hey @damppaperbag]

shrooming to another planet in jtree and commenting “and FUCK king peppy!” on a former high school classmates’ engagement post that references trolls world tour

[hey @damppaperbag]

life has been a movieeee lately

[hey @damppaperbag]

friend is watching emilia perez for the first time

[hey @damppaperbag]

i’m a find uncle thaddeus sun, tooth digger moon, gay fart rising #sendtweet