abby 🐢🇵🇸

did you hear about what happened to pluto

[o @acquaintf8]

They can’t teach you the chutzpah needed to make an unprotected left turn in LA

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

to my endless annoyance it seems doing so is also immensely rewarding

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

going after your dreams is so embarrassing

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

going after your dreams is so embarrassing

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

almost dropped out of school and took a year off, came back and did so bad that i nearly got kicked out, locked in this semester and made the deans list GET IT TWISTED

[fishious @fishquichee]

Being a pebble in a stream must feel incredible

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[۟ @4NGELWING]

does anyone wanna be friends? i’m hard to get along with and i take so long to respond it gets disrespectful

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

ideal wife is someone who is good at the jeopardy categories that i am not good at

[hey @damppaperbag]

dylan efron making miscellaneous unc (bruno tonioli) shoot poison on stage

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

Yes i am profoundly mentally ill to a disabling degree. Yes i will remain optimistic until i literally cannot anymore. Fuck Everything That Stands In My Way I Will Overcome This Gay Ass Dogshit. i will Win and Be Okay. Yes. Yay.

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

saw some choice graffiti on my commute today… most of the time “antisemitism is on the rise!” is just a zionist talking point but like damn antisemitism is kinda on the rise

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

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[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The St. Louis Star and Times, Missouri, May 10, 1910

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

Pet Sounds was released 59 years ago today happy birthday Pet Sounds

[Liam @liminaluncle]

load-bearing post for me

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Just remembered I get to smoke weed tonight, something I’ve done pretty much every night for the past five years, and got so excited my balls started tingling

[abby 🐢🇵🇸 @turtleabbby]

if you have a curled mustache you better be serving your girl ham on the bone and no I don’t mean dick

[hey @damppaperbag]

hey if ur in la this friday come to my weird play

https://t.co/nyjUmXCByr