Sam Dulla

And I never got caught neither

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[Sam Dulla @damsulla]

@dyslexiccunt Then call me Andrew Jerkson

[Sam Dulla @damsulla]

@CollinRugg How will this affect LeBron’s legacy?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Ahmed 🇪🇬 🇵🇸 @MEDSWRLD]

My kids are gonna have to do this with me when the Chargers win a Super Bowl in 2085

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

The panther dressed in black‼️🤫🤔👻🎃

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

the chargers are a social experiment to study how much suffering a sports fan can endure before killing themselves

[tay @hairball1952]

you will never be him

[Feast Bab @HeftyHaruspex]

Da Vinci would capture lizards, dress them in tiny wings, horns, and vests, and then present them to unsuspecting women in the royal courts.

[🟢 @cookinquack]

The Pop Tart bowl should be a playoff game

[snowman @snowmanllc]

the nefarious cabal of bartenders has once again overserved me

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Sometimes I boot up 2k, pop open a bottle of wine, take my clothes off and just shoot around with LeBron for hours

[legume lad @legummey]

Heist movies are the best genre of cinema. If you want to make this country great again give me another great heist movie!

[Sam Dulla @damsulla]

@zacksolo

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting”

[Sam Dulla @damsulla]

@JoePompliano Yes Joe!!!

[Sam Dulla @damsulla]

@SportsCenter Ready to be hurt again.