Dan Powell

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing about making a snowperson is using a massive carrot for her cock.

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@big_billy_bagel 'But he nearly broke his leg! Didn't you see it!'

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

Stop trophy hunting then you cunt!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/bJ81QkOObW

[GOAL @goal]

What a goal! 🎯

M'Baye Niang, take a bow! 😍

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@aaronramsey can't believe he's going. Pay him what ever he wants!

[Aaron Ramsey @aaronramsey]

We left it all out there. Top team performance 👏🏼

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Platoon (1987)

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

Just watched over @bobbyreid93 penalty against @ManCity. Wish he stayed with @BristolCity. The noise!

[DP @DP9115]

If anyone has seen my cat Sidney near Station Road, Jubilee Road, Middle Road, Penny Lane area of Kingswood give me a shout. Please ask people you know who live around the area to keep a eye out and check garages/sheds etc thanks 👍

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@pistolpete303 @paddypower How many times do you want to say this joke mate? 😂

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@pistolpete303 😂😂 they're never white though are they

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@pistolpete303 That was a quality derby!!

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

What a derby! @pistolpete303 👂👂

[Louise Wyatt RGN 💙 @wyattauthor3]

The blog for my second local history book is now live on @amberleybooks blog #amreading #Chepstow

[Louise Wyatt RGN 💙 @wyattauthor3]

Months of hard work and then the proofs arrive in your inbox. Best feeling seeing your word document as a book 😍 From Ancient Rome to 21st century #histnursing #nurse #nonfiction #amediting @UK_histnursing @HistNursingEU @RCNLibraries
https://t.co/N3oziI7Kx7

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

Sort the red button out!!! @SkyFootball

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This Celtic fan 😂

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@Dadsaysjokes @samboEDIT

[Dan Powell @dan91powell]

@samboEDIT @Dadsaysjokes 😂😂😂