Danny Gomez

Full-time trivia addict, sometimes half-assed open-mic comic. Hyphen enthusiast. I'm aware that my handle sucks. I have concepts of a plan.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

When a journalist finally pushes back on your lies to your face

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

The look of a failed president.

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Dude what if it finally happens at the NBA Finals?

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Danny Gomez @danMIA]

@RepBethVanDuyne @HouseGOP @POTUS

[Danny Gomez @danMIA]

@Ryan_Parkerrr

[Danny Gomez @danMIA]

@wydsilent I have this card in an album buried in my closet. Alan Ogg.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

Adulthood is an unexpected $300-$1,000 expense every month until you die

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

spencer pratt is a perfect example of why getting rid of trump isnt enough. there's a bunch of other young trumps out there who are gonna ride his exact playbook word for word

[Danny Gomez @danMIA]

@JQAfan John Hydrogen and Oxygen Atoms and John Quincy Hydrogen and Oxygen Atoms

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

of all the pernicious things that have happened over the past few years I think the effective rebranding of January 6 into an event in which the rioters were the ones who were wronged may best symbolize how bad our politics have become.

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

Boycott CBS

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

If he dies during Pride month, yippie but if he dies on Juneteenth, during Pride... girl. That's God.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

A herring is a fish.

When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells.

It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail.

Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

[Danny Gomez @danMIA]

@AmazingJeremyB @RadioFreeTom Won how many times?