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[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Muratina hukulewesha na capillary action, from the legs upwards
Before the brain registers umelewa utakuwa Unaanguka kwa Vibanda za mboga Ukishtua wamama

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Foolio killer Isaiah Chance had a message for the city of Jacksonville after being sentenced to life in prison without parole:

‘It ain’t worth it…the dissing, beefing, shooting for what?...’

‘When you're sitting in your cell alone, cold, lonely, & everybody leaves you; the only person there is your mother and maybe a friend’

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Two Minnesota residents arrested for $21,000,000 Medicaid fraud scheme.

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

Valeriy Lobanovskyi of Dynamo Kyiv.

If you see a Dynamo Kyiv team that beat Barcelona 7-0 on aggregate across two Champions league team, He was the Coach.

Many People don’t know that man with 30 Trophies he’s the Father of what we do in Modern Football today. Almost Everything we do today came from his system, he was way ahead of his time.

He was a mathematician that treated football like Science. Lobanovskyi is credited for bringing a scientific and analytical approach and strong emphasis on physical fitness and diet to the game. Many people recognized Lobanovskyi as the first person to bring science into football, at the time when most managers used basic attributes in their training process. He brought an accurate system of calculation of the training process and mathematical modeling of physical load for players.

He worked with a fellow Scientist, Anatoly Zelentsov and turned training data into a data driven system, just like we use it now

Think Extensive statistical analysis (shots, passes, tackles, errors, etc.—basically an early version of modern analytics and xG thinking).

He also used Mathematical modelling of physical loads and player performance.

He used Computerised testing for fitness and optimisation.

Tactically, he was a pioneer of Total Football the same one football is gradually evolving to today (around the same time as Rinus Michels in the Netherlands). His teams featured fluid, interchangeable positions any outfield player could take over any role. What made him special was that he believed football was about the collective before the individual. Players weren’t separated into rigid roles. Defenders attacked, attackers pressed, midfielders rotated constantly. His teams played with coordinated pressing and terrifying transitions years before modern gegenpressing became mainstream.

What’s funny is that some of the things we call “modern football” were already visible in Lobanovskyi’s teams:

coordinated pressing
vertical transitions
athletic intensity
positional fluidity
tactical automatisms
collective defending
data-driven preparation

He also built three different world-class Dynamo Kyiv teams a decade or more apart, proving his methods weren’t dependent on one golden generation. He also coached three Ballon d'Or winners Oleh Blokhin, Igor Belanov and Andriy Shevchenko across different Era.

A good way to describe him is this, he helped turn football from a game of improvisation into a game of systems. That’s why coaches, tacticians, and football historians speak about him with enormous respect.

He doesn’t get much mention because he did all these away from the western media spotlight.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.”

- Oscar Wilde

[Whitecrane @Gbigmamba]

@IamBrian___ University zote wajaka hawamalizangi shule 😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola on whether he'd manage the England national team or not: "I don’t have any plans about my future, except to rest and recover the time I missed with my kids. Many things I’ve not done, I want to do."

"I don’t for one second think about anything related to football for the next years. I don’t think about it. I need to rest. I need to see what happened in my 17, 18 years in my time at Barcelona, Germany, and here. After we’ll see what happens."

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

Found it! 😂

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

I hate how men hate themselves, mnakuanga so hard on yourselves hata hautaki kujipenda hata kidogo, u can take a woman out for lunch umbuyie lunch ya 3k na wewe mwenyewe huezi jipeleka pahali ukule meal ya mia tano. Jipende Bro and take it easy on yourself

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Kennedy Wandera @KennedyWandera_]

A fiery speech by South Africa's🇿🇦 EFF leader Julius Malema, over xenophobic attacks targeting foreign nationals.

“You say Zimbabweans take your jobs. Nigerians take your jobs.

You march, close shops and beat up people. Tell us after doing that how many jobs have you created, by beating up these Nigerians, Zimbabweans and Ghanaians?

You beat people because they took your jobs.

You close a shop that hires people. How many have you created after beating and chasing them?

Unskilled men, with no skills, none whatsoever, say somebody took away their jobs. I don't want your votes if you behave like that. Take them away.

Pushing out of school an African child that looks like you, I will never do that. You can take your votes. Make me die with my conscience very clearly.

I will never refuse a pregnant woman of African descent to give birth in the clinics of South Africa. Never!”

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwani nitawafunza kila kitu?
Muwache kutumia CPE devices za ISP. On top of shitty wifi, they can snoop on your private use.

You need to buy a mesh wifi system that supports wifi 6 or 7.

Good thing there's a cheap wifi 6 mesh router here:

https://t.co/vQRBFQ6qSC

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

What makes the moon's surface so difficult to deal with?

@SkyNewsThomas has visited a simulator mimicking the lunar surface to better understand the challenge facing astronauts hoping to step foot on the moon in the future.

🔗 https://t.co/klz4VcIRWM

[Muriaso @muriaso]

From dms ofcos.
The syndicate involves some rogue karaos who strategically stop vehicles mainly on roundabouts even during rush hour. This allows the hawkers ample time to sell their goods to the drivers and passengers.

In return, the hawkers will check the vehicles for insurance stickers as they move around on between cars and check whether the insurance premium is expired. If expired, the hawker notes down the car and passes the information to the karaos managing traffic. The cops will then arrest you and you will be there wondering how they were specific to your car and not others.

Its a symbiotic relationship common along Uhuru highway and major city roads.

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.

[Dusty Sahara @NoCountryHere]

"Burn it, lynch it, throw it away!"
Saf's home fibre is a total rip-off & security threat. Their criminality isn't limited to abductions & mass murder, the procurement dept, v rogue. They dump slow routers carrying out illegal surveillance of location & web traffic on customers.

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

This youth was gagged and manhandled by goons for speaking against bad leadership.

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

When Kanye West met his match in 2007 😂