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Thought of some real good tweets, but I'll be keeping them to myself.

Thank you for your understanding at this time.

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@PopeCorkyIX @zimeous A farewell to posts

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@drnifkin Where is there sunlight at 3am? Not anywhere I am.

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@ggooooddddoogg Hope there's a smoking section in heaven

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@banalplay "latch key keys" have the same brain disease as "former gifted kids" but built around walking home from school and making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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@banalplay Lmao, you got one state that's a sexy woman that all the other states want to fuck for some reason.

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@banalplay God this was over a decade ago too

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@Utwitily This submarine kills billionaires

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@JaneOst_ We just have to hope a billionaire offers them a ride on their submarine, which I suppose they are honor bound to accept.

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@banalplay Putting a laptop in there to remind them of what they're used to

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@JosephRReagan Depends on if there's a buffet at the club imo

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@bornposting Ah yes Spider-Man, Wolverine and Iron Man; Marvel's "big three".

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@allahliker The defense asserts that the deceased looked like a big roast turkey leg and that a personified aroma lifted the defendant off the ground like a big old hand against their will.

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@do_rand @AdamSchaffer15 We all want to know what is the flex

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@banalplay I think he should wear sunglasses and eat an ice cream like he does in the memes

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@creeptwin My guess is he didn't make it

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@creeptwin What does it mean by disappeared?

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@punishedhoover I've just been informed this is real and that he posted it

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@isaiah_bb

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@lmw_337 @murderxbryan Glad they came for the real ale guys and not us normal beer guys who aren't dumb and weird

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@murderxbryan Listening to Loss Prevention guys while undercover at Target