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Kenyan Hiphop Head 🇰🇪

Call/Text 0798339535 for business

[macoc @dan_kiptala]

Kenyan Hip-Hop is Definitely Elevated 🔥💯🇰🇪

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

To be financially stable, you have to disappoint women regularly.

[☣︎ @grimlun]

self care is officially over we’re doing drugs again

[Photos for Trees Kenya🌳 @PhotosForTrees]

Landscapes of Kenya

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A true barbershop plays roots reggae music.

Or hardcore rap music.

Or Congolese rhumba music.

A barbershop that plays soy & simp music like RNB & Bongo is a salon.

- A salon for soy men.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Photos for Trees Kenya🌳 @PhotosForTrees]

Laikipia/Baringo/Nyandaura

[Märçuṣ̌👓 @meshhonourable]

Maisha inataka tu furaha juu hata ukikasirika unakasirikia nani

[Me🎀👠 @mercysvoice]

I actually love Fridays because everybody just seems a little happier for no reason 😂

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Niliacha pombe Ama leta tu

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Girls that know how to ride>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[ً @artfuIchaos]

eye flirting and eye fucking is the real foreplay if you do it right.

[Beans @137beans]

if your aura is high enough, you don’t actually need a job, the universe just pays you for existing.

[Eric @amerix]

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day:

"Hello Sir, rent for this month is due."

"Boss, the tax amnesty ends today."

"Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare."

"Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow."

"Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please."

"Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please."

"Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund."

"Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan."

"Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds."

"James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am."

"Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers."

"Baba Jay, the tokens."

"Baba Jay, the gas."

"Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!"

"Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week."

"JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds."

Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable.

Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable.

"Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!"

"You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!"

"Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00."

It is tough being a MAN.

Grace be upon you, the MAN.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

Unfortunately, you have to fvck enough pvssy so you finally realize life aint all about pvssy.

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

"Si zero seven ni zero one"

[M O I B E N S H I R E @Kapyoseiin]

Kabartonjo in Baringo could be ideal for some Ninja movie.

[Baragan🐻 @_saylessbr0]

if you’re a fine guy, you smell good, dress well and can take care of yourself, please use your advantage wisely.

date the cleanest babes.

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Naarifiwa ya kwamba chakula nakula sai huenda ikawa foundation

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

“Ugali ilibaki Jana nilitupa ju nliona hauna microwave”

[Eric @amerix]

Learn to be strict with yourself.

Your time.

Your resources.

Your business.

Your discipline.

The moment you become mediocre, others will take advantage of you and mess you up.

It is better to be called a bully because being afraid to say NO will cost you a lot.