Dan Martin

FSU Surveying Engineering

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

If you’re going to be a flight attendant, you should be able to fit down the isle

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

Yoga pants should come in one size only. Small

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

If you let your kids get fat you’re a terrible parent

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

If you’re constantly flexing in the mirror at the gym you’re a COMPLETE faggot

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

If you’re 300+ you should be required to fly first class

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

Justin Trudeau may be even more incompetent than Joe Biden

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

@KSI This guys been punched in the head too many times. It’s as simple as that.

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

George Floyd 2 years sober, congrats man

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

@AOC you dumb fucking twat. put a gun in the teacher's desk and watch school shootings drop like Bidens fucking IQ

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

@engineers_feed the republican party

[Dan Martin @dan_martn]

@engineers_feed Burt's solar compass