daniel

3rd and punt

[daniel @dan_mih_]

They’re killing the hawk! They’re ripping the flowers out of the ground!

[daniel @dan_mih_]

One time I walked over to PNC in the second innings and got in for $9

[daniel @dan_mih_]

2026 and padres fans are still sore about the ROY race from 2024. Sad!

[Padres Burner @Padres_Burner69]

Would it be cool if you won the World Series in 2026?

[daniel @dan_mih_]

@danghentschel If you can scream you can breathe. Nice try asshole 👍

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Does anyone else hear that ominous jingling

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Terrible fan? Thats just kevin adams

[Pittsburgh Hall of Fame and Sports Museum™ @PittsburghHOF]

Bring back The Terrible Fan!

[daniel @dan_mih_]

The lord of (miller) lite. For the bar is dark, and full of beers

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Wait. I’ve heard this one already

[Mob @MobHoops]

this is his second 1k yard season in a row wtf do mfs even be saying on here bro

[daniel @dan_mih_]

You know it’s a good show if the dj looks stressed

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Anyone who has participated in the tush push will have to answer for it on judgment day

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Taylor swift got long covid

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Someone should make an ai chatbot that replies with “idk whatever you think” or “I don’t really care up to you”

[daniel @dan_mih_]

One time I snuck a hot dog out of heinz field but I felt bad about it so I brought it back the next week

[daniel @dan_mih_]

Xavier Worthy (brown spot on pants) has been ruled OUT.

[daniel @dan_mih_]

He looks like a fish I would catch in Dredge

[daniel @dan_mih_]

It’s finally time to say it… red zone is football for people with no attention span. The slow grind and empty moments are what build the tension in the game. It’s like watching a western movie but skipping everything but the shootouts

[daniel @dan_mih_]

You eat two hot dogs and you’re the fucking man but two burgers? Now you’re just being gluttonous. Messed up world

[daniel @dan_mih_]

If you’re going on vacation it’s really important that you don’t bring a corkscrew. Do not bring a corkscrew there is no reason to and no room anyway

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

bro your griddy is getting a lot better have you been practicing

[daniel @dan_mih_]

I heard zelda touch link and that’s why he’s quiet