Dan

[Dan @dan_records]

Wife had to skip Working Women’s Wednesday ™ at Mezzo’s to paint

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Best video you’ll see today.

Tyrique Stevenson is trolling fans after the snap of the Hail Mary. Barely realizes the play started. Then tips the ball to Noah Brown.

What’s the saying? Karma is a? (Video via @joe_abdo).

[NHL @NHL]

CAPS CLINCH, CAPS CLINCH 🦅

That's right, the @Capitals have secured the final spot in the #StanleyCup Playoffs!

[Dan @dan_records]

@Joe_Records I guarantee these clowns went crazy over the Tyler Childers songs about doing coke and chasing women but let’s keep country clean

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

IT’S OFFICIAL! AFTER A UNANIMOUS VOTE: THE JOSH HARRIS GROUP ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL OWNERS OF THE DC FOOTBALL TEAM

[Dan @dan_records]

Family group chat going absolutely crazy rn

[Chris Baker @cbakerswaggy]

How we feeling about the sale of the team #Commanders FANS ???

[Task & Purpose @TaskandPurpose]

🫡

[Dan @dan_records]

@Joe_Records Gotta do what you gotta do 💨

[Dan @dan_records]

@DrewRobertson88

[- @DrewRobertson88]

i never fully recovered from jerry’s subs being removed from the country club mall

[Dan @dan_records]

@Tyler102196 This is also how I found out

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE THIRD PLAYER IN NHL HISTORY TO SCORE 800 CAREER GOALS

#Gr800 | @LeidosInc

[Dan @dan_records]

@Joe_Records

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

Friday after Dan Snyder planning to sell the team

[Dan @dan_records]

Most annoying fan base: