Takes for Days

Former staff writer @ Fansided and BuckeyesWire, Former Pro Gamer (CS), SOF Vet, Sine Pari, Verbum Vincet, Sarcastic GenX, Offender to All, #EstablishmentClause

[Takes for Days @Dan_Ruppert]

Ok everyone it is here in this thread the annual "Who are These Guys" Cowboys UDFAs write ups. I hope you enjoy as this. I love doing this every year and have thought about doing it for all teams.

Anywho, please enjoy! #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #UDFAs

[Takes for Days @Dan_Ruppert]

Michael Trigg, TE, Baylor

+: Seam threat, good agility speed and size, always fighting for extra yards, can make some excellent catches, uses body to shield well, high volume senior year https://t.co/qK150DyAVD

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Cooked was a month ago, we’re going for leather now.

[SleeperReds @SleeperReds]

The Reds have the #1 HARDEST remaining schedule in the MLB according to @TJStats

On a scale of 1-10 how cooked are we?

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I tweet for those who know how good this felt @Lizzs_Lockeroom

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STILL

[Joey Votto @JoeyVotto]

BANGS

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@dotsonc @Not2BeTrite I know you love a good pun

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

A happy ending for Deshaun.

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Everyone get in here and look at this.

LOOK AT IT!

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

A happy ending for Deshaun.

[Takes for Days @Dan_Ruppert]

The entire military, veterans, first responders, and Waffle House employees:

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

Know anyone that takes their coffee black? 🤔☕

Study says those who like to drink coffee black often have psychopathic, sadistic traits: https://t.co/eAReqMlxt4

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Ok now I know there is blatant cheating, first the GM now the scouting department? What’s next? The Pitching coaches? Come on Chad, surely there are rules and bylaws about this.

Side note: I don’t know that firing the GM, hitting, and pitching coaches would help as long as, you know, we have no where to go.

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For the second time in the last 6 months a rat attacked me. The first I was lighting my little fire on the table, reached to hit the igniter, ran up my arm and jumped off. We caught it in a trap, about 8 inches long, dude was a boss.

Today I go to throw out trash at this AirBnB open the lid and one jumps onto my chest and jumps off. My daughter yells from the car “Racoon!” My wife sees me on the ground and they both see this rat that dwarfed the first, I turn and this bitch is like a small dog.

I’m done bruh. No more rats, ever.

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@dotsonc You can do that? It seems like cheating

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Cardinals have waived RB Trey Benson, who was their 3rd-round pick in 2024.

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@youlookeddummy Oh shit nah I ain’t saying shit either. That shit stays locked up in that place lol

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Yo what is this? I know what I’m doing this week.

Dude had all the clubs I used to go to. The Tunnel, Limelight, Palladium.

If you were in or lived in NY those 3 were the prime places to be beyond CBGB, Webster Hall, and a few others. But those 3 in the 90s were massive. @youlookeddummy

[Missme @missmack100]

@REALRap827494 There is. It’s called Limelight 😂. They ran the owner out the country

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@markevanbristow Well done

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Man with 500m in the bank you should be able to use an actual service.

Dude out here trying to catch all the Heps A-Z

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Details on How Jed York Who is Worth Around $500 million, used a Backpage-style website to Meet Up With a Hooker at a Trailer Park and Where He Negotiated a Fee That Was Well Below The Hooker Salary Cap (Police Report) ==> https://t.co/BfDkc2SIBW

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@Not2BeTrite

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@easportsdfw Bruh like what?

First an Ohio trailer park
Second Backpage
Third negotiating below her rate and you are valued at 500m

I swear the dumb. But he’s got money….its insanity lol

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@shaunvlog_ @stoolpresidente Joke here is the Patriots owner was busted a few years back in a massage parlor prostitution ring lol

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Trade! The Patriots are sending WR Kayshon Boutte to the Texans for safety Jaylen Reed and a draft pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First posters for ‘BROTHERS’, starring Woody Harrelson & Matthew McConaughey as Woody Harrelson & Matthew McConaughey

The series follows Woody & Matthew as their friendship goes into chaos when they discover they might actually be brothers.

Releasing September 23 on Apple TV.