Dan Surman

Full time legend 🏳️‍🌈

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Could really do with a club and some VK’s rn 🤤

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

@helenward98 Only if it’s Cheerios

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Actually buzzing to get back on shift tomoz

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

A weekend away somewhere would be nice about now

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Classic @SurmanHarry

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

‘Sorry, I’ve had one too many champagnes this evening’

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Early tomorrow = no sleep. Ideal.

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

“OMG Dan I thought you were Alexa!” @Kati_escott

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"FaceApp" which has recently gone viral for its age filter, now owns access to more than 150 million people's faces and names.

According to their user agreement, the company owns a never-ending, irrevocable royalty-free license to do almost anything they wish with them.

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

Take a Mort out of leafs book

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Can July hurry up now plz & ty x

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

There’s only room for one hysterical queen. 💁🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

@helenward98 I’ve never wanted a dislike button so much. 🙄

[Winston Whitehall @Winst_Whitehall]

😂😂😂 @McInTweet #10yearchallenge

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

This month, a pardoned turkey has spent more time with the press on the White House briefing room's podium than the press secretary.

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

When you have a funeral at 1 and kick off is at half 2

[Dan Surman @dan_surman97]

Mad how things can take such a turn