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[Mort @harrymortimer3]

When you have a funeral at 1 and kick off is at half 2

[L @caerau10]

End of season fancy dress…. Always knew Andy was at it #littleely @CaerauElyRugby

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ Gary Neville: "It's Klopp's kids against the Blues Billion Pound Bottle jobs.

I don't have any sympathy for Chelsea."

#CarabaoCupFinal | #CHELIV

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Suella Braverman will be fine - being jobless is a lifestyle choice.

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

@AldiUK was shocked to find this when I went to eat my lunch today..

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

@ThameSwansFC @Recksta89

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

@southey86 @SundayChants Yeah great tackle

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

Bruh

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

This is absolutely insane

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

Honestly, you couldn’t write it😂

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

'Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market'

'Nobody else has that. No one. Only you guys, only here’

Rishi Sunak hails his Brexit deal

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

The 2nd tackle😭😭

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

Suspended sentence🤯

[South Western Ambulance Service @swasFT]

A woman who pleaded guilty at #Swindon Magistrates to grievous bodily harm and assaulting an emergency worker was sentenced on 2.2.23 to 12 months in prison, suspended for two years.

For full details visit 🔽
https://t.co/OcBYpyq6yS

#WorkWithoutFear

[Prehospital Nurse 💚💙❤️ @lesyoung01]

Patients are not suffering because Nurses & Ambulance workers are striking.

Nurses & Ambulance workers are striking because their patients are suffering.

It’s not just about pay it’s about conditions & patient safety due to an overstretched workforce.

#SaveOurNHS

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

Oh yeah, been holding this grudge from the England game. Man scored a hattrick and still lost, hahahahahhahah.

[The Association of Ambulance Chief Executives @AACE_org]

As #ambulance staff warn about patient deaths and prepare to go on strike, one #paramedic reveals what their job is really like in an emergency service in crisis. https://t.co/SYXqomuYEg

[Ruth Fisher @RuthF_MCPara]

Ambulance strikes have been announced, and there has been a lot of hate and anger aimed at the hardworking frontline staff who have voted to act. But the reality of those votes is not simply about money - a 🧵

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

Budget problems.. ✅

Underperforming team members ..✅

Lacking in confidence and direction..✅

Sharon! where are the car keys? 🤣

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

🤨🤨

[Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk]

Today we have set out Our Plan for Patients for this winter and next.

It will make it easier to get the NHS and care services you need, with improvements in:

🔠 Ambulances
🔠 Backlogs
🔠 Care
🔠 Doctors and dentists

The plan: https://t.co/bR3CgvFFYV

[Colby Kultgen @thecolbykultgen]

7 things you won’t give a fuck about in 10 years:

[Mort @harrymortimer3]

😍

[Red @TaintlessRed]

I will never miss a player as much.