Dana Bernard

placed 3rd in my 5th grade spelling bee for spelling massage wrong

[Dana Bernard @dana_bernard]

Coincidence? I think not.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TOM COTTON: The military should not be paying for abortion tourism

SHANNON BREAM: So what should women who are in uniform in a place where they cannot access an abortion because they are there on orders, what should they do?

COTTON: They have 30 days of annual leave

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[Django Gold @django]

when I die, please bury me in whatever T-shirt it would be funniest for a skeleton to be wearing

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

The precise moment my soul left my body and ascended to the enlightened realm. Angels wept. Doves chirped. John Legend and Michael Buble duetted and their heavenly voices broke the heaven internet. It is truly an honour to know such incredible, strong, badass women.

[Dana Bernard @dana_bernard]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Warrior

[Dana Bernard @dana_bernard]

As my grandma was getting out of the car she was taking a particularly long time so I went to help her. She said she was waiting bc she didn’t want to step on the ant on the ground because it was carrying “one of their own” and waited as it passed by until she stepped out <3

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

Are you sad and angry about the surge in anti-Asian violence? Wondering if there’s something anti-racist you can do? One idea: learn how pronounce Asian names! It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just try, and it will make a difference to your Asian friends and people you meet. (1/8)

[Hozier @Hozier]

Hard to believe this wasn't much more than a year ago. We'll get back there again, meanwhile stay safe & be good to one another. Thank you for the birthday messages, I’m so grateful to have your support & to be able to do what I do. Wishing you all a sweet St. Patrick’s Day ☘️

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

how u gonna be called robinhood then shutdown when robin hood shit starts happening

[Chris Hoffman @NewsmanChris]

Allegheny County Executive gave us this answer when we asked for his reaction to Senator Cruz’s statement about the Paris Climate Accord not helping our area. @KDKA

[Ravi Kahlon @KahlonRav]

Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️

[Dana Bernard @dana_bernard]

My dad just called Hereditary - Midsommar Part 1

[Nina Parker @theninaparker]

Just in case anyone forgot about this energy in June. For a VIOLIN VIGIL.

[spaghetti head @lauraabernard]

dana- “wanna watch a Christmas movie??”

Me-“yeah”

dana- “okay, Midsommar”

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I miss going to the movies by myself like a witch.

[Dana Bernard @dana_bernard]

@lauraabernard oops

[Rozina Ali @rozina_ali]

An American story

[Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋 @m_crouton]

Baby Benny and Crouton #AnimalAdvent #Benny #dogsoftwitter #Dogs #Boxers