Dana Carpender

Best-Selling Author of #lowcarb #LCHF #ketogenic cookbooks. If you don't know what goes on that third of the plate where the potato used to be, I'm your girl.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

Let me do this again: it sucks, @Reedsyhq, that your site has no real help, just ads for services I do not need. Just tell me how to download my twice edited/formatted manuscript, will you please?

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

It sucks, Reedsyhq, that you have no actual help, just ads to sell me services I don’t need. Just tell me how to get the manuscript I have edited, proofread, and formatted, please.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

It sucks, Reedsyhq, that you have no actual help, just ads to sell me services I don’t need. Just tell me how to get the manuscript I have edited, proofread, and formatted, please.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@reedsyhq, I formatted my book, downloaded it, uploaded to KDP, then found I only had the title page, TOC w/1 chapter, and the chapter heading. Your website had lost my manuscript. I redid the whole thing. It will not let me download it because I did yesterday. WTF?

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@Aprilbwalker @nctami72 This.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@divingtech @nctami72 @Chris_Staats I disassociated from Jimmy after he did an interview with David Duke.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@KarateMc4w350m3 @NoCarbsNation @nctami72 Hey, I’ve been writing about low carb since… ‘98? ‘99?

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@brenomenology What an awesome set-up!

[James DiNicolantonio @drjamesdinic]

@danielmaggs84 @joerogan That was actually included in my original responses/publication in the New York Post.

Then they removed several paragraphs of mine and included more people supporting the FDAs position on lowering salt!

Here was the original published responses they had included from me!

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@beastoftraal Da. Fuq.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@chrissyteigen @chrissyteigen, you are hilarious and smart and outspoken and beautiful and beloved.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@GovHowardDean, you don't know me from Adam, but my cousin Steve Amos (Lyndonville) has long been active in Vermont Dem Politics and turns 65 tomorrow. Zoom party. Thought I'd take a flyer and invite you. Let me know.
(I worked my ass off for you in '04.)

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@FanpageReacts They're adorable. So much fun.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@chrissyteigen Deep and profound sympathy for your loss. The expression on your face rends my heart. Love and healing to you all.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@_mbk_juicemann That is so adorable my head may explode.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@GrassBased I’d be prosecuting that big wad of starch.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@beejereeno Thanks!! Glad it’s yummy!

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@ThomasJ58805552 And that the essential stuff is largely done by people who are underpaid.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@michaelharriot, I just read and shared your piece about the race war after the Civil War. Thank you. I read your stuff often; thank you for your brilliance, your anger, your humor. Also for introducing this old white lady to the term "wypipo," which I legit find hilarious.

[Dana Carpender @danacarpender]

@JoeBiden, please consider Val Demings as your running mate. She has the experience, she has the cred, she also has the police background to reassure independents and swing voters. She'd be a strong choice.