dana drew

writer + artist + ghost in training 👻

[GL @gldivittorio]

Holding onto this so tight in case nothing good ever happens again

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I could never be a politician

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ok well

[dana drew @danadrewdles]

wow haven’t felt this hopeful since that Georgia election on Jan 5th in 2021 😄

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

We are the TMZ of countries

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂🎯

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

The funniest part about all of this is that the democrats will still find a way to make it a close race in 2028.

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

I could earthquake the entire west coast and nobody would cover it right now

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

is this going to go late? should i be cancelling my evening plans

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Elon’s next tweet

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

.@elonmusk did Trump stage the day he got sh0t or was that a real incident?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @elonmusk,

The really BIG BOMB would be revealing HOW you helped Donald Trump get elected and the SYSTEMS that were put in place to accomplish it.

You have an extraordinary, once in a lifetime moment here.

[dana drew @danadrewdles]

I hope this creates liberal ISIS.

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[dana drew @danadrewdles]

Caught girl summer

[Chris Karwaski @chriscanbefunny]

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

[Chris Karwaski @chriscanbefunny]

Why aren’t more people talking about this?!