Dana Smith

we have fun.

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

honestly, the logic is sound

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

For the rest of my natural life, I will never find a more unhinged ad 💀

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Chicago has officially dropped Kanye as a spokesperson

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

Paul Hollywood saying TACO in my head on repeat every day forever until I die

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

Another disturbing element of the Dahmer series is that we're all just calling him Jeff now.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

The Supreme Court will not stop us. Even though they arrested us, we won’t stop our organizing, agitating, and legislating for justice.

We got us.

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

#SidneyPowellsDietDrPepper

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Since Roe was handed down 49 years ago, "pro-lifers" in the US have committed:
-11 murders
-26 attempted murders
-4 kidnappings
-42 bombings
-667 bomb threats
-100 butyric acid attacks
-189 arsons
-663 Anthrax /bioterrorism threats
-25,000+ acts of phone harassment or hate mail

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

Next year’s #Oscars should just be a 30 second TikTok where JK Simmons dances and points to winners names.

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@SpeakToChris And the whole giving back to society thing is nice

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@bookingcom I booked thru southwest hotels on 1/9. The hotel closed and I was relocated to a new hotel. New hotel has my conf code, but no res because SW did not send my payment info over. I tried to chat you, you asked for a 4 digit pin. All I have is the hotel confirmation code

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@SouthwestAir Thank you Amanda! Just DMd you

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@SouthwestAir Southwest Hotels changed my upcoming hotel reservation but still cannot give me confirmation even though the trip is 2/26. Agents keep saying give them 24 hours but it’s been like this for weeks. Please fix this.

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@justine_fritz you right now https://t.co/RDfdBOc947

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@ReneeMicheleL Panini Vape is my drag name

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

a candy heart that says "these violent delights have violent ends"

[Dana Smith @danagullard]

@ChipShopBird I love how @JaneyJackeOG and @PanginaHeals showed up to the competition representing their countries on their own. Whereas many people might be intimidated in that situation, they persevered and went on to slay and win their challenges.