Daniel Andelin

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Got a text last night from a girl I almost dated back in February. I was really confused until I realized the text was also sent back in February. It said, "Yes, I'd love to go out for Valentine's Day". Now I know why we never dated.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Finally that time of year when I can listen to whatever I want without worrying about it showing up in my Spotify Wrapped.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Do you ever feel embarrassed even when nobody else is around? I got home tonight, stood at my door and pressed the unlock button for my car 😂.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

@zoates @SouthwestAir Because of the vaccine mandate all the pilots are sick lol

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Homemade grape juice with fancy cheese.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Just finished The Wheel of Time. What an incredible series. So many good lessons embedded in the story. @BrandSanderson did an amazing job pulling everything together for a great ending. I'm grateful for good books! Excited for the TV series as well. @WOTonPrime #givethanks

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Today I discovered that being a gentleman in 2020 means messaging first in a dating app 😂.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

@mackenzey_b You want kids? 😉

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Ok this is exactly what I was looking for! Daily updates on coronavirus symptoms.

[Yale Tung-Chen @yaletung]

Madrid doctor battling coronavirus 'with push-ups' reveals effect of disease on his... - LBC News https://t.co/1LxNJ29dbE

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Can someone who has coronavirus just start live-blogging their experience? Is it really that bad?

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Some sort of a feed filter. Number of posts from a single account allowed per 50 posts, show posts from 1-7 days old, etc.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

@instagram I want to keep following certain people but I only want to see one of their posts per day (not mute them completely). Can you add this feature? Does this already exist?

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

@T_Potz @matthew_jrob remember when we were doing this occasionally?

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

I'm just gonna throw this out there. It's really pretty simple. If you're weary it means you're tired. If you're wary you're cautious.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

How you feel when you start going mildly viral for the first time.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

@davidstehle If it wasn't for AT&T I could've been a father by now!

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

Got a text last night from a girl I almost dated back in February. I was really confused until I realized the text was also sent back in February. It said, "Yes, I'd love to go out for Valentine's Day". Now I know why we never dated.

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

BAD news! The lady at Taco Bell said "See you tomorrow". I need to rethink my life!

[Daniel Andelin @danandelin]

BYU defense rushing only 3 has rarely if ever worked in our favor. Why do we keep doing that?

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

One of the most accurate of depictions of Dalinar I’ve ever seen. Truly epic…