John Matrix from Commando: Can you predict what's going to happen?
Nate Silver: There is 94% chance you will not throw me off this cliff
John Matrix: (throws Nate Silver off cliff, he gets impaled on a pole) you have a polling bias
Polling firms all herding to the same tied results so as not to make anyone mad: “if we are all just bit wrong none of us will be really wrong”
Ann Selzer: “smells like BITCH in here”
A small but great example of this is how there’s was this huge freak out out the bee population declining but then next to no one heard about the new population recovery. 1/4
I did it! I stopped it! That’s another year I’ve stopped Conal Cochran and his murderous scheme. Not on my watch, warlock. Happy Halloween, folks. #YoureWelcome
If you fed an AI algorithm the Beatles’ early catalog only up through “Revolver” and asked it to write more Beatles music, would it ever give you “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”?
FEMA is literally on the ground RIGHT NOW in WNC according to friends of mine who ACTUALLY LIVE THERE so please stop with all your “gov’t had abandoned the south!” and “they’d rather send bombs to Gaza than help to Appalachia” bullshit!!!!
FLASHBACK
Republican Congressman Billy Long, a former auctioneer, drowns out Laura Loomer with fake auction calls after she interrupted a House hearing🤣