Dana Shelton

Designer // Engineer // Founder // Music Photographer // Creative // Exceptionally Charismatic // Laid Back // Weird Girl

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@iamsofias_ One time, I had a 103 degree fever and took 3 hrs off. 🤒 spent 3 trying to juggle schedule, informing people, changing ooo, sending reschedule invites, updating people to cover what couldnt be rescheduled... I should have just not gotten sick, wouldve been way better

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

Instead of training ai to replace us, we should make it do something more useful. Like training dogs to talk. Could we start there maybe?

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@themagaking Id dumb myself down on drugs just to tolerate being around people if I were him too. Ignorance truly is bliss.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@realdogeusa My sons school has 3 tracks for seniors: enlisted, employed, or enrolled. They choose their "E" and the rest of the year is tailored towards that particular outcome. Interesting approach.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@yourExt @arm97020 @DOGE I'm not saying I like it I'm just saying it looks an awful lot like exactly what happened after the Spanish flu.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@DOGE Agrotourism... do they mean weed vacations?

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@clevelanddotcom Best summary of this reaction: it's the equivalent of going thru your husband's phone and finding out he's cheating and him getting angry that you went thru his phone... why are we not angry at the actual problem? I can't afford this ignorance anymore.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@beeever @kamineyhub @TONYxTWO @elonmusk It happened when it came from my paycheck. I didn't agree to any of that bs.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@CaptJohnRambo @TONYxTWO @elonmusk Good for Van Dam! Still a valuable American asset 😆

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@elonmusk Same way it did right after he conveniently secured patents for aids vaccines during that pandemic.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@DOGE Would you like the names of the product designer who oversees these plans? They are not on your side (😉) their biggest recent innovation was digital check depositing... like that just happened in the last year. 100+ year old antiquated companies are ripe for disruption.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@elonmusk @DOGE Can we pause taxes coming out of my paycheck? Just until we untangle this shit show?

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@WallStreetApes @IanCarrollShow What do we have to throw in the harbor to make this happen? I'm thinking politicians with cement fucking shoes.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@WallStreetApes @IanCarrollShow I want a total stop to all income tax being fraudulently taken out of paychecks until this is sorted out. I see 2k/month off the top out of my checks before I get a dime of the money I earn and I have zero confidence I'm not actually just funding terrorists at this point.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@elonmusk this is probably a dumb question but all that overspending @DOGE stopped, can I like get a refund of some of it? I pay like a lot and I mean...just curious. ❤️ thank you.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@realTrumpNewsX I think our "representatives" should text us what it is we need to vote on in less than 120 characters. And then vote on our behalf accordingly.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@elonmusk So who was the first point of failure? The product owner for agreeing to and passing along the requirements or the Designer for trying to execute them all? Did we even consult a pilot? I'm annoyed...

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@Investorhire @elonmusk Not to venture off topic but isn't this just as applicable to what Tinder has done to relationships? If your options are everything, you value nothing.

[Dana Shelton @danashelton]

@elonmusk The question isn't what produces inflation. It doesn't really matter who produces it, it matters what reduces it. How do we make it stop?