Dan Ashley 🇺🇦

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@Aiannucci Really enjoyed the latest episode with Stewart Lee. The comparison between the scrutiny of your gags and politicians’ speeches brought this tweet to mind. Not sure it minded me mind.
https://t.co/bTcWey2wt4

[Alasdair Clark @alasdair_clark]

Joe Lycett receiving more scrutiny of his performance than either candidate did during the entire election to be our next Prime Minister

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@PatrickCarton1 @Nottsborough @TheSAL1907 I know that’s not the case. Out of interest, are you the guy who got sent off at the cup final last year for swearing at the officials like a drunk dad at a kids’ game? You were convinced the winner was offside. Then you found out it wasn’t . These tweets have a similar vibe.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@PatrickCarton1 @Nottsborough @TheSAL1907 That’s lot of hate. Not a lot of points though. What is your point/problem? Shortage of players so they cancelled the lowest ranked game, as they should.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@FootieWriter @SkySportsPL @GNev2 @Carra23 Blimey. Good spot. Unreal.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@FootballCliches Gazza did make contact sliding in at Italia '90; it earned him a yellow card. And it gave us all a Gazza "what if" big semi moment.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@watsoncomedian @FootballCliches He did make contact. It earned him a yellow

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Donald Trump's 'Eating The Dogs' transcribed for trombone.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@JamesCleverly Do the joke again.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@drchrisnewton It clearly isn’t. What a silly thing to say.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

Bring back indicating

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

Hey, bonus - I've got Parliamentary time to put down a Private Members Bill of my choosing.

Have an idea for what it should be?

Then Quote Tweet it to me....

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

We need more test cricket to be played up north where the weather is clearly better and brighter. Two games in as many week in London. No play at the Oval at the moment. Here's how things are currently at Old Trafford #bbccricket @bbctms
Nobody look at Sunday or beyond!

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@bazzdgrogan @legsidelizzy Add the Fullback and you’ve nailed London’s Guinness

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@AdamNicholas83 @legsidelizzy It is good. Do try the Faltering Fullback in Finsbury Park and Skehans down in Nunhead though

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@legsidelizzy Skehans. Particularly on a Thursday. Great - slighty odd - quiz. Never a sports round, but always sports questions. Usually a cricket one….

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@andreajenkyns I think we all are.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Channel 4 News’ Washington correspondent @siobhankennedy4 tracked down Nigel Farage and Liz Truss at the Republican Convention in Milwaukee.

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@OllieHolt22 It's four I think. He owes us Russia 2018 as well as two Euros and the Qatari World Cup. He/we should have won all of them. And scored more goals. Especially from open play. And been less nice. I think that's it. It's not always easy to translate Make Football Great Again Twitter

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@BumbleCricket Going to Sky after the Ashes in 2005 was a terrible terrible decision

[Dan Ashley 🇺🇦 @danashley]

@SiWall68 @bushontheradio Prime example of one that has been done many times.