Dan

Current Sandbar Wing Eating record holder

[Dan @danaucoin_]

“Happy first Father’s Day” plot twist. The kid isn’t his and she won’t let the father see it.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Ad title : 2 bed 1 bath apartment for rent. Pictures attached of 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment. 4th response? Is it an apartment for rent? Or the whole house?

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Sometimes I forget why I stopped using kijiji, then I post an ad, and immediately remember that the second some people open your post they forget how to read.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

@mdonnnns Because rent isn’t credit?

[Dan @danaucoin_]

I can understand why people are upset that homes in the areas they live in are unaffordable, but we live in cape breton, there are plenty of houses that are affordable on the market. Are the prices high? Yes. Are good deals still there? Also yes. Do some groundwork.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

One more month until I can move into my house. Fingers crossed the next time I do this covid isn’t a thing and I can have a quicker closing 😂

[Dan @danaucoin_]

1) Chris Rock is some lucky Will Smith left his hand open
2) That was great, and to be honest the world would be a better place if more people started smacking people like that in the mouth.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

I know it’s frowned upon and whatever, but I’m a firm believer that everyone should have 5% tint. Everyone should be able to destroy a baconator in the privacy of their own car.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

“Work isn’t everything, you should put more energy into your social life” makes more sense to put energy into something and have good results, instead of splitting the energy and having multiple mediocre results.

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“Great property with lots of potential” -the people of Cape Breton, “structural damage, not suitable for human occupancy”- building inspectors and everyone else on earth

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Not one real estate listing site I signed up for sent me Black Friday deals on houses. What a rip off. I need 25% off a 3 bedroom 2 bath.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Never know what you’ll see driving the Cabot trail, could be a moose, could be unreal views…. Could be a 10 year old fist fighting a goat in the yard. Guess which one I saw today

[Dan @danaucoin_]

This is stupid.

[Briana @BriSebrena]

Dear young professionals, being burnt out and over-worked is not a flex. Rest! Let work end when work ends.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Everyone is out here havin kids, buyin houses. I’m over here, workin 70hrs a week, going grey, haggling with someone on the price of a school bus I probably shouldn’t buy.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Got my tint done a year ago and it’s completely faded. Time to go somewhere else and redo everything in 5%

[Dan @danaucoin_]

I need to figure out a way to top the fake taxi costume from last year, but I also don’t want to end up in the news from someone being too sensitive.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

I can’t watch this election because either way it’ll just a minority government. It’s a lose lose situation that cost the country half a billion dollars. Gross.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

The fact that the ndp is expected to get around 20% of the votes in this election is terrifying

[Dan @danaucoin_]

I really need to not buy anymore cars until I finish the ones I already started on and pulled apart.

[Dan @danaucoin_]

Nothing drives me nuts more than someone who thinks they’re right based on the fact that they’re older than me. Age and experience only count when you haven’t been doing it wrong the whole time.