Dan Bacula

Bartender at The Circle Inn in Lower North Mankato, MN. Husband, father, ambitious but largely inactive humorist.

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Ohhh we’re economic cattle in the slaughterhouse of capitalism got it cool cool cool

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@anthonysiraguse Sideways 2: Analog Ballyhoo

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@IdiotBrainGuy Minds are dumb, they mostly just get in the way

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@richdamorejr This is the one where you said it but we were all thinking it

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@jamesmcorlett @POOPSCRUFFIN4U What are body bags if not brats kind of

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@SuliMcCullough That new Wanda Sykes though

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Sneakers are like comedy specials...something new always dropping...very few are actually special?

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@mcallahan “Off-scale happiness”

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@michaelbsacks “Tenured” is great. It’s fun to think about how entertainers get tenured.

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@anylaurie16 As a lifelong Wisconsinite I’ll say that of all the people to be live-Tweeting from WI you are the best case scenario - thank you.

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@FernBallew YEAHHH!!!

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@PostDrunkLove Have you read Roald Dahl’s The Great Automatic Grammitizer?

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GI Joe : Cobra :: CNN : Fox News

Two organizations completely disconnected from civilians burning through money in explosive petty bickering making the world worse and worse

Dueling mascots flooding the stadium in diarrhea

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@michaelbsacks Remember that Roald Dahl story “The Great Automatic Grammatizator?” All this AI talk and I haven’t seen it brought up once…

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@XVanFleet @IronballsMcGinT Leftism does not equate to communism and most historical implementations of communism have not actually been Marxist as they are extremely fascistic. To conflate these things is to parrot talking points designed to galvanize useless idiots

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I think AI is attractive to whoever it is attractive to bc they’re the same ppl who hate all the parts of something that the writers love.

CEO: “Siri - write me something to put between the commercials.”

Siri: *sitcom*

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@JenaFriedman Yet

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@POOPSCRUFFIN4U Photo album herself, photo album her kids, photo album I wasn’t supposed to know about that I can’t unsee oh god my mom has LIVED

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@Eve6 I read a profile of him where they called him “recalcitrant.” So that was a big day.