danbothoughts-3lancer

Life Saver, Musician, AOE 2 Lover, Music Producer, Follows aren't endorsements, but I'd probably get you a pint.

[Third @thirdmetax]

Josh Brolin says he was broke and thought he’d been paid $60,000 until he realized he missed a zero

“I was broke, man. I had paid back debts, I hadn’t made a lot of money, and whatever money I did make went back into family stuff. I got a call, she’s my lawyer, and she was like guess what, you got some back-end for American Gangster, and I was like what. I was in a panic at that point”

“And then she sent me the number, it was like 60 grand. Out of that I was gonna pull off maybe 25, 30, and I can live off that, that’s amazing. I called her like I can’t believe this, 60 grand, that’s amazing”

“And she said look at it again. I had missed a zero. To this day I still don’t know, I based everything off that, nothing had ever paid off like that. I started bawling, I started crying, it just made no sense to me. It was winning the lottery, I could never act again and live the rest of my life on 600 grand. At that point in my life that would last five lifetimes”

[Imrexx @Imrexx_dev]

A$AP Rocky says a substitute teacher spent her own money to take him to see Harry Potter when he was living in a shelter. He's never forgotten her kindness.

A$AP Rocky: "She was like, 'Honey, no. I'm a substitute teacher. I can't even make ends meet right now.'"

A$AP Rocky: "I said, 'So why would you take your little bit of money to take me to the movie theater?' She said, 'Because it just feels great to do something like that.'"

Jimmy Fallon: "And did you ever see her again?"

A$AP Rocky: "I don't even know the lady's name, but God bless you. Thank you so much."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Hunt: If he does run the city as a communist, are you going to have any regrets? 

Sliwa: Why should I have regrets? I trust people. People are going to make the choice. I'll live with the choice. I'd like them to choose me. But if perchance I lose on November 4th, I will improve, not move. I was born in this city. I was almost killed in this city. I'll die in this city. I'll be buried in this city.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@GashingtonPost @NoContextBrits Except with no live music, with microwave meals. You also have to make the Kessel Run to get to the toilet.

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@NoContextBrits Cheap and well cheap. Toilets are always somewhere random, if you fancy having top of the range microwavable meals, here's where ya go.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Mf wasn't playin around 💀

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@NoContextBrits Hey I voted for the volcano eruption.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Let us not forget the time Jim Carrey gave Chris Isaaka taste of his own medicine

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@insanereality Giving some real: vibes

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@HonorAlair MF DOOM, and he's in my top 10.

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@theneedledrop Camp Lo Luchini

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

To people who defend the electoral college:

If you believe that rural votes should be worth more than urban votes to prevent majority rule, do you also, therefore, believe that racial and sexual minority groups should have increased voting power to prevent majority rule? Thanks

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@NoContextBrits E6 or f5

[danbothoughts-3lancer @danbrothoughts]

@MX_0014 Maybe they just never got into the others.