Competition Fails

Saying all the things you're thinking inside your head while watching and being around dance competitions. #competitionfails

[Competition Fails @dancefails]

I can just see Kanye flipping thru a @capezio magazine from 1995 being like “oh shit, these are ugly. let’s mass produce them & see if we can brainwash society into thinking they’re hype.”
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[Competition Fails @dancefails]

them: I can do like 10 fouettés on the right.
me: yeah but can you do 7 & 1/2 fouettés... on the right... on carpet?
also me: https://t.co/ZqjaMIILo0

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Who doesn't love to twirl all day?? 😉😉😉

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“how’s your body feeling today?”

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“how’s your body feeling today?”

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when your dance teacher blames you in class for talking but it wasn't even you...

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when your dance teacher says, "alright let's run it again... only better."

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so. it's a monday after a convention weekend...

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Happy Mother's Day to all the cool moms who do our dances in the audience better than we do onstage...

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you know your body is over it when you try to get up after sitting for 10 minutes and you feel like you need a hip replacement.

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when your dance teacher starts yelling at the girl who always slacks off in class...

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me when a hip hop piece has a leg hold in it...

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does anyone else's backstage ritual involve you bouncing up & down like a demon doing jump squats? #kgoodmetoo

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when you get your judges tapes back & one says, "You should work on the difficulty of this piece." Oh yeah? Let's see you do it. #yourturn

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me: you should do the dance full out.
dance team member: that was full out.
me:

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when your teacher is feeling creative and makes you reverse an entire contemporary combo...

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so when is a dance competition going to get a sponsorship from @Starbucks? Like, here's your double platinum AND a caramel frappuccino

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so. it's a monday after a convention weekend...

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retweet if you're the convention dancer who always dances on the carpet & once you're posted, only a date w/ @ZacEfron would get you to move

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can't decide which one I love more, the fierce leos with rhinestones everywhere or the butt cheeks in everyone's face... #fashiontape

[Competition Fails @dancefails]

WHAT ARE THOSE??
#biscuitsfordays