Steve Wakelin

I have a cat. Likes to smash the granny out of drums. Can beat match and cross-fade, vinyl and digital. Loves his planet. Grandad. Has no time for idiots.

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT.
A Thread.
I’ve been naughty, I got suspended. Apparently, it’s absolutely cool for a certain Rancid, Gammon Headed, Lying Cunt with a name that looks remarkably like @.BorisJohnson to, virtually, spit on the graves of thousands of people who have died of

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

See ya I’m off Twitter. Those of you that made me smile I thank you.

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT.
A Thread.
I’ve been naughty, I got suspended. Apparently, it’s absolutely cool for a certain Rancid, Gammon Headed, Lying Cunt with a name that looks remarkably like @.BorisJohnson to, virtually, spit on the graves of thousands of people who have died of

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

…… Covid alone in a hospital bed and then Lie about breaking his own rules to the public, and parliament. To then congratulate himself for the vaccine roll out. But I’m not allowed to threaten to “push my fist through his Rancid Gammon Head”Which, let’s face it, is impossible.

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

Present.
It actually is 40 degrees outside and I do feel like I’m dying.
🥵
https://t.co/G2T7fdi5vx

[Renée Meredith @wumother]

I just wanna be like Butcher and call everyone a roight kent

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

@TomTugendhat @GenghisKhan4UK This is the sea.
You know what to do next right?

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

@TomTugendhat @GenghisKhan4UK This is the sea.
You know what to do next right?

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

Good morning.
Love this Band, love this video. https://t.co/yBhTDunfQc

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

On a hot day 🥵 �

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

@extnddntwrk Welcome.

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

@egg_dog Squabble

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

What a chart! This chart visualizes the frequency of compound insults (e.g. poophead, scumwad) in Reddit comments in the shape of a prefix and suffix matrix. This is super helpful in creating new swearwords too. Perfect for the social media age. Source: https://t.co/ghKHfGBtWP

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

Looks like GD Iris is ready for a bike ride. 😍

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

and I quote:
“A highly professional leader and thinker…”
Obviously.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Council boss to return despite lockdown party https://t.co/DDy1dmjdq8

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

Present:
It’s family, and it’s a damn good track. 😊
https://t.co/wJTscbQOmm

[Steve Wakelin @dancejedi]

As the “most” intelligent species on the planet, we sure have produced some pretty dumb fuckwits.
I tried to Google: Dumbest Person in the world.
Even Google couldn’t decide.