Dan Church

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

Fuck you Wendy.

[Catchphrase @theunitednutter]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@g__j 49463

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@Tesco I bought a box of diet cokes in your March store today. When I got home I found it looks like someone had given it a good kicking. 2 of the cans were split and completely empty. And this box was the least battered one on the shelf.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@BrightsideInsur, my truck is insured through you and has just been stolen of my dads driveway. I have a crime ref no but I can’t contact you as I’m currently in the USA. How can I please report this to you?

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@C4Gogglebox @studiolambert @sallyewatkins1

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@RATW_official @sallyewatkins1

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@unitedhan I think one of the major points is the fact some of these women are employed simply to tick a box. I’ve no problem with women being involved in the male game but some of them don’t belong in front of a camera or microphone and are only there to check that diversity box.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@MartinSLewis £2537 to date from TopCashback, plus over £115 since April on my chase current account, plus Tesco points from a Tesco credit card and over 10 free nights earned on https://t.co/RnGfvLgtb3

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@ReturnofR Royal Blood in a small side tent at Boardmasters festival with about 4 other people.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@MartinSLewis Happy with separate charges, just wish they would stop the endless “are you sure” option’s. I’ve said I don’t want a bigger bag 3 times now 😡 #ryanair #easyjet

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@absolutelyamyyy I’ve been. Lovely scenery and wildlife. Like another planet. Fairly easily accessible on a cruise.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@MrsFlowers007 Yes they do. Met a penguin in Dubai recently and they confirmed it.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@JoeyMannarinoUS

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@Kay_D_1501 Read them all, very good. Does get a bit predictable but there’s not many re occurring characters so each book stands alone.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@BloodRedShoes Booked for Belfast. Can’t wait. Not seen you guys in a couple of years 🤘🏻

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@etzebatsu @ProfBrianCox There you go.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@LMCDark_Angel 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@misskaren1981 Inkadelic studios in Ibiza town. I’ve had 2 done there. Very cool studio full of really interest little bits and pieces.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@sallyewatkins1 we will have to go and tour it again now.

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

The best football stadium in the world is even better after an extensive four year redevelopment.

[Dan Church @danchurch36]

@DFtm33 @BBCMOTD Yup, hat trick in 6-0 win v forest. Cheeky fiver on same away to West Ham for next game