Dan Corr

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[Dan Corr @dancorr]

“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth warned that Marine’s at nearby Camp Pendleton are on high alert” — to quell a street protest?

What a moron. What a fucking joke this guy is

@PeteHegseth

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Maybe Josh Hawley should shut the fuck up.
@HawleyMO

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Kash Patel.
What a fucking joke.

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This…

https://t.co/hk4L6UfW1e

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I’m sad to hear about Elon pulling SpaceX; I’ve been very impressed by this group. But dragging his now worthless, cancerous, self-serving “X” bullshit to Texas? Fuck — let me get the door. You know they barely got ‘lectricity there, right? Fuck off.
@elonmusk

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I am now on week two, hour 15 on hold to try to talk with someone at Greenworks Support. I bought their pressure washer, which worked for less than 90 minutes. Do not buy their products. Do not bother with Vivian.
@greenworkstools
@gwtoolscanada
#Greenworks

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Greenworks tools are shit, and their service is non-existent. Do not buy this brand.
#Greenworks

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Donald Trump is a fucking idiot with exactly zero capacity for foreign policy

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Hey Donny Junior: nobody is buying your “deep state” bullshit. Nobody. Get a fucking grip.

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That feeling when you forget and put your faith in the Supreme Court but then the Supreme Court makes it clear they wanna blow Donald Trump?
#SupremeCourt

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When did United become such a shit, uncomfortable money-slurping airline? Such a sad decline.
#UnitedAirlinesBlows

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“Hey ChatGPT, should we fire Sam Altman?”
#SamAltman

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@GuntherEagleman What the fuck is the matter with you?

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@RonFilipkowski Because you’re a fucking felon.

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The balls on this guy. When life gives you mugshots, sell mugs. But better, sell “Never Surrender” mugs literally THE DAY AFTER YOU SURRENDER.

So — internet — you know what you have to do: Two Girls One Mug. Do NOT Google that, but it has to happen.

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Well, one thing came into focus: Ron DeSantis is a whiny little bitch. Acht! — that voice!

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Democracy is dead, the planet is dying and we are having congressional hearings on dick pics and UFO’s.

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Kevin McCarthy will go down as the most pathetic blob of tissue ever to wield gavel. What a flaccid embarrassment.
@SpeakerMcCarthy
#Speaker

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It’s not about the southern border and it’s not about Chicago. It’s about the motherfucking guns.
#RepKenBuck
#KenBuck
#AR15

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So someone at the Supreme Court committed a crime and won’t acknowledge it, and we are supposed to respect the law?