Daniel

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

[Daniel @Dandalorian153]

@sIickslack

[dolo @doloyeung]

The funnest thing to do after taking time out to work on yourself is to return completely unimproved, or if anything, slightly worse

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

Drunk in the club asking the dj to play the sopranos theme song.

[Casper @ContentCasper]

d-does... does acab.... does it.... does acab include... does it include... please god no... does acab include s-spheal...

[Nicole Collier @NicoleCollier95]

Countries with “official state-run media”:

1. North Korea
2. China
3. Cuba

[mia @httpsosweet]

It's the first day of Autumn

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

happy first day of fall!! 🍂🍁

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Republicans don’t even have a midterm pitch anymore they just look at you like this

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

“But”

[william @willllliam]

going to therapy and telling the therapist "yeah I already knew that" after everything they say

[Hiroo Onoda @OnodaCapital]

“Give us another chance”

I am deceased

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Trump Is Reportedly Sending Israel $2.8 Billion in Bombs. You’re Paying for Them
https://t.co/sHD0Mb4PeC

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Ed Sheeran announces Benjamin Netanyahu as the new opener for his tour.

[🇨🇱MajorCoke🇵🇸 @CoKeGonza]

No podíamos esperar menos de Aragorn, hijo de Arathorn, heredero de Isildur, Señor de los Dunedain, heredero del trono de Gondor, apodado Trancos, Capitán de los Montaraces del Norte.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

@edsheeran

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

If you find yourself saying
‘I’m not taking sides’
during a genocide, you are.
You most definitely are.

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

this feels too important to get lost

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Macklemore "every child deserves to live"

Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"