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Playwright and Poet.
Please excuse me I am running on 3 hours of sleep, 2 red bulls, and 15 years of social anxiety but at least I got another scene done.

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@Neptunechef I apologise for this being a silly question, but when you say on your website that you take bookings 3 months in advance does that mean in order to get a table you must book at least 3 months in advance or that you can only book within 3 months of the date you want?

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@xtyna_ The shared bank account? Easy. The Costco card? Blood, sweat, and tears.

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@LancellotiFilms No worries man, I really doubted you’d need it (couldn’t fit all that into a tweet tho). It wasn’t a clear colloquial use, and you speak english better than most people I know. Your video essays are great, just keep doing what you’re doing! You’re gonna go far dude.

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@tombranfoot @poetrybusiness @BethRSD @ElliottChlo Thank you! Congratulations on the anthology, it's well deserved!!!

[M D @dandelion_mils]

if you're going to report someone's death at least use a photo of the right person? #HarryPotter #StarWars

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@JackReevesDW @gwhittington96 Hope you guys had the most lovely time!!! ❤️❤️

[VelvetSmokeProductions @VelvetSmokeProd]

It’s OPENING NIGHT - for our friends @AnySecondNow1!

🎭 IT TAKES TWO 🎭

Following 2 SELLOUT RUNS - it is NOT TO BE MISSED!

🎟️ https://t.co/j6ijTauu78
🎭 23-26 Feb
⏱️7:30PM
@TheHenChickens

We couldn’t recommend this show enough!

#theatre #whatsonlondon #comedy #acting

[Any Second Now Productions @AnySecondNow1]

OPENING NIGHT!

Still time to grab your ticket! Come on down to the Hen and Chickens for 7:30pm!

NOT TO BE MISSED!

🎟️ https://t.co/oDpmSgliWW
🎭 23-26 Feb
⏱️7:30PM
@TheHenChickens

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@BooRakun that lighting tho 😭👌👌👌

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@brendanbook97 @SpotifyStatus the instant terror it gave me

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@SpotifyStatus I was having a therapeutic cry session please give me back my Tom Rosenthal

[Coreesy 💫 @Coreesy]

@SpotifyStatus

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@grobsycat @GwrachSeren @itvnews I'm genuinely curious about this and you seem open to answering questions: what about the change makes the films unwatchable?

[M D @dandelion_mils]

hey @bastille thanks for spending 3,478 minutes with me in 2022. Been a tough year, couldn't have done it without you guys if I'm honest 🥲❤️ (beat last year's score of 0.1% of listeners somehow) #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Arz9F9iSvI

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@JackReevesDW ....I should have known....

[M D @dandelion_mils]

@JackReevesDW wait they let you put on a white coat?! a dream come true 😩

[M D @dandelion_mils]

Update: it was wilderness festival. We were very disappointed.

[M D @dandelion_mils]

Anyone know what these weird lights in the sky above Oxford are? My brother and I have been trying to work it out for 30 minutes. UFO? 🤣🙈🤪 #Oxford #lights #UFO