Dandy Capper

Just another twitter capper. Except punny. Make it a Dandy.

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@aruvinchan Honestly haven’t really kept count. Definitely over 50, not sure how close to 100.

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@Post_Thirty Pseudo-intellectual ahh take here

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@Owennfa How much are they saving outside max retirement accounts and where do they live? We have a household income of 230k, no kids, max retirement/save 30% of income and cannot afford near multiple international trips a year/nearly paid off mortgage (they have to be 2020 rates).

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@natecurtiss_yt Math is wrong given most tickets were about 1k

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@RealGame101 I just dont understand the allure of this life. More power to you, but I did this for a year plus, girls kept track in a spreadsheet, hooking up as much as I wanted, out a/ new girl every couple of days, the whole 9. By the end, I wanted nothing more than to settle down.

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@yourealazyfvck You don’t need to sleep with a bunch of chicks to get over it. It doesn’t work like that at all. My last break up was like this and I was managing a spreadsheet to keep track of everyone and it didn’t move the needle one Iota. Need to do the real work first.

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@VArimathie @aruvinchan Hilarious cope here

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@BuzzFeedNews Black gets fired for repeating the racial slur used against him, but the student who used it isn’t expelled. Seems like backward logic and very hypocritical, just like my dad is hypocritical when he beats the fuck out of me with his wingtip loafers for no reason.

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@theScore @TODAYshow Technically he’s correct since steph still hasn’t been inducted yet, just like technically my dad has beaten me with his wingtip loafers today since it occurred at after midnight.

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@TMZ My dad got engaged at 62 to a 27 year old. He celebrated by beating me with his wingtip loafers

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@CNBC I definitely don’t have 100k saved, but I absolutely do have a dad that beats the shit out of me with his wingtip loafers