lil carrot cake

why can’t i cry money instead of tears

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

I’ll miss you forever 🥺🖤

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

And if that isn’t enough to make me spiral, let’s also add in our fucked up healthcare system and the fact that it’s tied to employment because apparently employed people are the only ones deserving of healthcare. Fuck our government and the people who run it.

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

How am I just supposed to live my every day life while there’s an active genocide happening, the homeless encampments are being dismantled with no permanent housing solution, we are in a major economic crisis, and we’re left with the worst possible presidential candidates?

[Rats N Bass @SpiceRatDnB]

this is actually me
if you even care

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

We do NOT skip The Sopranos theme song in this house

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

Hi hey hello

[Trouble @NiniKnows_]

We’re such pussies in this country

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

Really in my divorced dad rock era rn

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

Being sick with a fever during 100+ degree whether is not for the weak

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[She @sheliabeeee1]

I really just want to play sequence with @dandidanielle 🥹

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

Only 1.5 weeks into cosmetology school and all I can say is, I’ve never felt a sense of belonging like this until now 🥹❤️

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

My job makes me wanna kms

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

@NotRayFernandez Wut is going on here 😟

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

I wish I could give my brain a little rinse

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

As it turns out— I was just PMSing

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

Back in the office after 5.5 days off and I wanna cry I miss my cats so much

[lil carrot cake @dandidanielle]

@wakaflockalexa It can even happen AFTER you take the piercings out… speaking from experience 😓

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee