Daniel Diffenderfer

Extreme centrist. Aspiring Stoic. Grandma says I’m handsome.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Tariff negotiations are entering a critical, volatile period due to:

1. Trump's TACO reputation and desire to appear tough on trade.

2. Countries' reluctance to agree if they believe courts will overturn his tariffs.

Therefore, expect a turbulent August.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

@jakebarber2025 great show and thanks for bringing the UAP topic to the forefront. NewsNation did a great thing by bringing this story forward. Thanks @rosscoulthart.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

I bought a pair of boots for myself for Christmas and will be paying $1 in cash to each person who compliments them (limit: 5 compliments per person).

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Somebody needs to make a show about all the paternity scandals caused by 23andMe. I love thinking about all the people out there sweating bullets each time a 23andMe commercial airs on TV. This is a level of drama Maury Povich could only have dreamt of.

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@diffendwarfer Must recreate this

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Caribou keeps trying to make a cold foam oat milk bev and it’s all rubbish. That oat milk don’t foam right.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

I can't help but wonder if Alex Murdaugh intended to commit a murder-suicide that night but only completed the first half of the job. I think he did it, but he clearly didn't think it through.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Life goal: Be the type of person your people can call on their best and worst days.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

PMS week is really just a monthly performance review, where we critically assess my many areas for growth and improvement.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Matt Gaetz voting no on Kevin McCarthy during the #speakervote

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Foolish of me to not have checked the Waffle House coverage maps before moving to Fort Wayne. My body aches for a pecan waffle and $10 steak.

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The House GOP is melting down right now.

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@diffendwarfer Love this for me.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

@elonmusk It’s not delivery, it’s DaPolice.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

Kids who flipped their eyelids inside out: Where are they today?

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@elonmusk @lexfridman the moment he read this:

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Hanukkah: An eight day celebration of fried food. My kind of holiday.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

You can support your orange tyrant or the US Constitution but you cannot support both.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

The last major announcement from Trump came in front of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping, so I don't know why any of us are that surprised.

[Daniel Diffenderfer @dandubendorfer]

New opinion poll shows Republicans preferring Desantis to Trump by a 2:1 ratio right now. It's way too early to say this, but the Trump era might be officially over.