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[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

plants 🌱

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slowly going through all my stuff to get rid of stuff I don’t use and found out I have 4 full boxes of yarn #grandmamoment

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KIIIIIINGSSSSS

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the parents are carrying season 4 of love is blind

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trying to train my cat to leave in the dead of night and claw my enemies eyes out. training tips appreciated

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

it’s time for me to be that bitch but I had an owala water bottle before it was cool

[Bill Arnold @Bill_ArnoldMKE]

Bev: ‘I have indisputable evidence of your incompetence’

LEGEND 😂

#Lakers

[MCWD @MarinaCoastH2O]

The California Coastal Commission approved the Cal-Am desalination project that failed to follow the Commission’s own requirements to obtain a fair, legal, & transparent decision for the people of the Peninsula.

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[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

All I’ve ever wanted was a fat ass. I dream about having a shelf on my lower back god fucking dammit

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

@celine_izzybot 2023 is your bitch year

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

in no particular order, my favorite things in life right now are my cat, platform shoes, cheese, and my boyfriend

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

when you’re sitting on the couch and notice you dropped a pretzel on floor so you lean over to pick it up but can’t reach it because your belly is in the way

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

every day I struggle to not wear my indoor crocs outside 💔

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

I wish the TMI scale was a bit more universal because some people are like TMI I scratched my bug bite and other people are like TMI I just destroyed that toilet for 45 minutes. I’d just like to be more prepared

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

when a middle aged mom yells at a teenager working at smashburger to “do better” for accidentally giving her the wrong order, like no bitch you do better

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

is it barbaric to take bites out of string cheese instead of peeling it? Asking for a friend

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

I think one of my favorite mems with my mom is when Kmart had layaway and she got so excited and we would go in every few months and put a bunch of shit on layaway. Now whenever I see a store has layaway I get equally as excited

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my only reason for wanting to purchase a house rn is having an in unit washer and dryer. Literally I’d rather be broke then have to wait for 2 hours at the laundromat

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

oh my god you know the pastas good when you gain 6.5 lbs after eating it

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

when you reach out to someone about something that made you think of them in hopes that you’ll strike up a conversation and all they do is like the message 😔

[dandyymandy @dandyymandy]

are the $5 cheesy sticks at little caesars really worth the $7 delivery fee 🤔🤔 I’m thinking yeaaaassss