Dane VanMeter

Creator. Writer. MARSOC Raider (0372) and Recon Marine [phone].

[Artifex Memoriarum @ArtifexMemor]

holy shit Tim Dillon was right

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

DEVASTATING: Iran Announces Permanent Ownership Of The Strait Of Hormuz 🚨

Iran's Deputy Speaker Ali Nikzad Tells Trump, Strait Of Hormuz Will "NEVER RETURN TO PRE-WAR CONDITIONS!" - 47's War Is Falling Apart!

@rexjonesnewz

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[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@lemonpartyshow @benaveryisgood I just wanted to kill people because my mom abused me as a kid. Patriotism was a great cover to satisfy my young homicidal obsession. Thank you George W. Bush.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@benaveryisgood Vic Mackey

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@PatMcAfeeShow Holy SHEEEIITT PAT. Get some more goddamn sunscreen BUDDY!!

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@benaveryisgood I did that after a few years off. Woke up in a pile of broken glass with the cops shining a flashlight in my face. And my wife didn’t talk to me for 3 weeks. Think it thru mate.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@luisjgomez The Stank Leg. The Dirt leg. The hoes den

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@Lj_era8 Why don’t you have an agent? NFL stuff, and bigtime money is super important. I’d assume that you would want a professional handling your affairs to try to get you the most amount of money and the best deal.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@TimJDillon This is absolute witchcraft.

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@ChrisCandy4u Your dad was a beautiful man who inspired us all. Thank you for sharing him with us.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@benaveryisgood I love the Lemon Party Show. Thanks dude. You, Jace, and Devin are doing a great job.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Please get a lawyer Pat

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@TheUltGmr @elonmusk It really looks like Pelosis husband got beat up by his gay lover. Maybe start calling him Gay Paul. Like Crooked Hillary. I think it will stick.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@RayKump Well did you ask him which pope? Dead or Alive? It makes a big difference.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@tacobell Your company has participated in business terrorism. You replaced the Grilled Stuft Burrito with the XXL burrito. The XXL burrito resembles a used, full adult diaper full of white old lettuce and diced tomatoes that go EVERYWHERE. The grilled stuft burrito was a legend.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@RayKump My dads dead Mr. Kump. You must’ve gotten to him at the morgue.

[Dane VanMeter @dane_vanmeter]

@RayKump True story. In tennis there’s an adversary. In golf, it’s trying not to get blackout drunk before hole 18

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@chrisdcomedy Only in America