Dane Johnson

Boofhead, lover of words, passionate republican. Leftie, spinner of yarns, atheist, AFL tragic, Essendon diehard, lover of history, humanity & the absurd.

[Dane Johnson @DaneJohnson10]

@donnyboyisgood @theheraldsun You cookers really like saying 'fuck off' a lot, don't you? Is that because it's the only phrase you can think of where you know you got the spelling right? I suppose it's something, I guess. 🤔

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@QMegaTrump Yes

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@GuntherEagleman Thank fucking christ for that.

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@Holly_Da What, exactly are they supposed to do, over and above the measures that they already put in place?

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@nonestlex Why are you trying to eavesdrop anyway? Weren't you taught that it's rude? You are the problem, champ, because the rest of us just get on with our own lives.

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@MMydw60280 .

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@danegirl67 @ShmuelYakov @Peter_Fitz Samuel, you have become uncharacteristically silent after this image. I get it. I couldn't defend your position either.

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@wong23145done @3AWNeilMitchell Mate, the Labor party is itself so far to the right that it has completely lost its socialist soul. I don't know where you're coming from with that statement.

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@RoyPentland @sallymcmanus How many are there, Roy? And how many do you reckon is enough? And what exactly do you base that number on? And which services should be cut to enable these reductions?

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@ONeillBonn @3AWNeilMitchell That 'Indian crowd' are Australians, mostly. Why would you remove them from the numbers?

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@why_is_it_so @macsween_prue Bot undermining everything about Australia, as you say. Just not agreeing with your narrow view. Surely, we can find a more suitable day to celebrate your nationalistic sentiment where we wouldn't be offending a large part of the population? What's so precious about that day?

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@fopminui Yes, your daughter is right. Why do you even feel that you want to marry at your age? Just have your relationship and enjoy it. And yes, the virginal white dress looks ridiculous on someone your age. Who are you trying to kid?

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@ContactVVR @HumanHeadline Oh, ffs!

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@OzzieGardener @HumanHeadline Jesus, I'm sick of you imbeciles. Learn to think.

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@3AWNeilMitchell Because he's the best premier that I've seen in my 66 years and many Victorians feel the same way. That's why they voted for him overwhelmingly. 3 times.

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@Peter_Fitz Just when you think he can't come up with any dumber ideas than nuclear energy, Dutton says, 'Hold my beer...'

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@Peter_Fitz Could he appoint Peter Dutton as the Groom of the Stool?

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@Umar_Paigham @colonelhogans It's frightening to think that Dutton is showing his racist bona fides because he thinks that there is a sizable enough chunk of the voting public that shares that view that he could win an election on the back of it.

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@fasc1nate Seals remind me so much of dogs. There must be an evolutionary link, surely.

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@17Quokka @Peter_Fitz Bill Hayden was an avowed republican and nobody had a problem with him as GG.