Dane

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[Levi @levisback]

>Seja o árbitro de Argentina x Egito
>Ignore um tapa no rosto sofrido por um jogador egípcio
>Invente um pênalti para a Argentina
>Ignore o gesto em "X" feito pelo treinador do Egito para denunciar racismo, deixando de acionar o protocolo antirracismo da FIFA
>Anule um gol legítimo do Egito
>Valide o terceiro gol da Argentina, apesar de aplicar um critério diferente do usado para anular o gol egípcio
>Marque a esmagadora maioria das faltas a favor da Argentina
>Ignore as faltas sofridas pelo Egito

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Dane @danekapp]

@NadzuAI AI

[Dane @danekapp]

@sairahul1 Kimi says it can’t do a single thing I asked for the in the prompt. Why didn’t it work ?

[Dane @danekapp]

@cleanwithmike Clean

[Dane @danekapp]

@barstoolsports Josh didn’t play the best but he has carried us all year it’s not his fault. The refs the coaching everything he is doing all he can and it’s terrible to see he deserves better we deserve better

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

How do you call this an interception lol

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will watch this till the end of time saying Cooks had total control of the ball when he hit the ground

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Kyle Shanahan pressing the Christian McCaffrey button

[Dane @danekapp]

@RonStewart_ Upper titty bar downski brother

[Dane @danekapp]

@lawrencekingyo Yes

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

@Vientos4MVP Bills Chiefs is always the real AFCCG they just meet before

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

“Somebody jump offsides, DAMN!” is one of the funniest things I have ever heard on a football field

[Dane @danekapp]

@vulturetrades Strategy

[Dane @danekapp]

@Dark37069942 @DrakesPats @_MLFootball @MarshallGreen_ @TommyG105 @IamEliRacks @LicensePlateGuy @NYG_Nation10 @carlymersky @Gridiron_Media_ @StephieSmallls @TheDougRush But what about Washington

[Dane @danekapp]

@EAMaddenMobile A new game

[Dane @danekapp]

@realswtheory LET HIM COOK