Danelle Matthysen

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"@tess_vdw

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

Happy birthday to 2 of the coolest motherfuckers I know @jac_venter @Petri123456 #appreciat#growingup#muchlove

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

@jac_venter I tell 'em, baby I'm a star.Shit, I'm above a star.And now I done got so high I did forgotten who you are

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

But don't send me no flowers unless it is weed- lil Wayne @SaaaamHall @margiiismit

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

@SteveStfler always making my day:D

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

@Nien_7 wisk more? #whataCUNT

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: My favorite sexual position is again."@jac_venter

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: When does your girlfriend become a slut? Right when I walk into the room"@jac_venter

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly."@hesterstofberg

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: Walking out of class and not knowing what the fuck you just learned"@Nien_7 gewoonlik na wisk.

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!""@hesterstofberg

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: I left a blowjob at your house. Can I stop by and get it later?"@jac_venter

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SpeakComedy: seriously if u wanna be friends all u gotta do is message me saying "we're friends now""@hesterstofberg @Nien_7

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@SteveStfler: You can fall from the sky You can fall from a tree But the best way to fall Is into my pants"@jac_venter

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

Wow, really?! But you look too young to have kids!" is a fun thing to say when your 16-year-old daughter tells you she's pregnant."@Nien_7

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@awkwardposts: why get thinner when you can get more dinner"@tess_vdw

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

"@ltsFatAmy: Do u ever just want ur boyfriend to play with ur hair
Then u realize u dont have one?😭@hesterstofberg

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my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor

[Danelle Matthysen @danellejacobs]

@margiiismit jy weet jy hou van my gangster gym-playlist #assassass#23#gaspedal#beste#lovingit#dontbeahater