Dan Elvis 🇨🇦

Blue Jays, SF Giants, Maple Leafs, Winnipeg Jets, Blue Bombers, Raptors. 🇨🇦

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@JayGenXer I have nicknames for all the ones around me. There's Idiot Tim's, Stupid Tim's and Moron Tim's. At Moron Tim's I'm at the window and see a manager pick up a sauce bottle and say, "This hasn't been on the menu in 3 months!" I don't go to Moron Tim's anymore

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Holy fuck! Why was Hoffman given that much rope? This eventual loss is equally on Schneider and Hoffman

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@NHLAlumni Wow! This is so shocking and so sad! RIP

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@KeeganMatheson There's really no such thing as a minor injury with this team, is there?

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@pnaught13 I suspected that!

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Cease - mild discomfort
Vladdy - contusion
Sounds pretty minor and such...til it isn't

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@pnaught13 It's like they draw from a bowl full of names and X's to see who gets injured next and never seem to pull an X

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Again with the Straw and Schneider pinch hitting for Pinango and Sanchez. Guess they conceded the game

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Sosa came so close to his first walk of the season.

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

First Cease, now Vladdy. This has gotten beyond ridiculous

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@BlueJays_Giants Even then...only in position player pitching situations

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@JohnnyGiunta_ It makes the Blue Jays look amateurish if you're watching the game on TV with this clown and his cast of idiots pulling their crap. Time they got rid of this loser

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Five runs obviously enough if they're willing to pinch hit for a couple of guys who went 2-3.

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Okamoto back to being Oka-0-foh. Looking lost at the plate again

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

We just can't have nice things.

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

@X_the_Owl Keep Macko for Bellinger then? Might have worked actually

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Blaming Schneider for bringing in Yariel is such a cop-out. He'd performed effectively enough his first couple of times out. Tough scenario facing Judge but 2 outs uo two, Judge could only make it closer. Yariel just flat out stunk.

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Yariel "Jeff Hoffman" Rodriguez

[Dan Elvis 🇨🇦 @danelvis1]

Hey! The Blue Jays ended the game with more runs than the other team! What's that called again? 🤔