dan 🐸

it’s cool to cry

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

The clothes you steal from your exes are just relationship merch

[kit! ꒰^. .^꒱Ⳋ @c0fflnchange]

fart has endorsed butt

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

some of you needed to listen up when hannah horvaths mom warned you about spending your twenties socializing weird men like they’re stray dogs

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

He’s sexualizing her as a form of degradation and punishment for her endorsement of Harris. It is retaliatory sexual harassment.

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

19 weeks

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

@dadmatters_uk lol I am giggling at u hearing statistics and saying … no. Go off king !

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

1 in 4 women have been raped and 97% of women have been sexually harassed so you do the math babe

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

I’ve been on this cursed website for 13 yrs today

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

being fat is so funny sometimes bc your thinner peers will be trying to preach to you about health and then you’ll find out they don’t eat vegetables. like at all

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

Embracing just being kinda gross this summer

[boston massivehugetits @mrunitedface]

I really try to take her seriously but she is so señorita awesome

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

me drinking Josh: too many bottles of this wine we can’t pronounce

[dan 🐸 @danessahellus]

If your parents are in love with each other I don’t know if we can relate