Dan Schweizer

(He/Him) Professional Avionics Technician. Amateur Writer. Avid GM. Life long fan of the Chicago Bears AND the St. Louis Cardinals.

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

Calling #ttrpgsolidarity #dnd5e DM’s, players, and creative types!
I really want to home-brew a Warlock Patron that lets you emulate a bard, kind of how Celestial can mimic Cleric. The idea is inspired by “The Pitiful Children” from “Be More Chill”.
Let’s brew something crazy 😜

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Yep, that.

Dungeons And Dragons Was Honestly Great, And It's Infuriating Its Box Office Might Cost Us A Sequel https://t.co/FjHWBfueH3

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@LBSamuelsson In the Great North? Yes. Yes you do!

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@ThePixelCircus @quiddie @NotSaige

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@SharpFootball Based on the last we saw of Cam? Probably 30

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@barstoolsports That’s just dumb. Glad he missed the jam - embarrassment in top of shame

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@LBSamuelsson I’m so sorry for your loss, Sammi 💙

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@danijaded Why yes, yes I do! The worst is when I have nightmares that take place IN MY HOUSE/BEDROOM bcz they often will startle me awake and then I am in a state of not knowing whether I was dreaming or there really is someone in there with me. I’d love to know how high my BPM jumps then

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@LBSamuelsson I hate to say it, but I believe I am a 3 😵‍💫
I know my grandparents owned a record player, but I can’t say with certainty that I ever heard them play a record on it.
I didn’t miss AOL, I just never felt compelled to sign up.
I never SENT a postcard, but I received several

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@DiscussingFilm Nooo 😰 Rest In Peace, sir 😓 what a tremendous talent lost too soon

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Top 5 @NFL off-season winners so far:

5: Broncos #BroncosCountry
4: Cowboys #CowboysNation
3: Dolphins #FinsUp
2: Giants #TogetherBlue
1: Bears #DaBears

Reply with your list, or retweet if I got it right! ✍🏾👇🏾

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@kdmarz97 @MaxMarkhamNFL They can…but then he’ll just retire and still get paid what they owe him, and still cripple their cap situation

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@BearsNationCHI At 9? No.

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

😭😭😭😭😭

[🌧🌩️ Kea 🌔 @Wally_Wests]

#CriticalRoleSpoilers remember

keyleth was stunned.

she was conscious but stunned. she could see him. and could barely say a word.
couldnt move
so she couldnt touch him
even though for the first time in 30 years

he was physically
fucking
there.

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Martha Stewart was imprisoned for lying about her insider trading

SVB sold millions in stock & paid themselves mega bonuses RIGHT before begging for a bailout

Peter Thiel withdrew millions & sparked the bank run

They should be treated the same way Martha was AT THE VERY LEAST

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@BDaveWalters I fucking LOVE Hook!!!!!

[bells hells’ pr manager @transmogen]

I’M CRYING

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@LBSamuelsson

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Billionaire Peter Thiel withdrew MILLIONS from Sillicon Valley Bank before it fell

SVB sold $4.4 million in stock right before it fell

They gave huge bonuses to execs HOURS before they begged Americans for a bailout

But yea these greedy assholes really deserve more tax cuts🙄

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@FiveRights The whole mob - including Ms. Babbitt - were given warning as they broke and forced their way through the windows. All she had to do was stop.

[Dan Schweizer @dangeonmaster33]

@cdanieltideman @POTUS Trump didn’t understand that AF1 isn’t supposed to be a glaring beacon in the sky. The light blue is meant for it to blend into the sky when viewed from below