Dean

Dad, brewer, geek and library technician. Gets emotional at national historic sites. I write stuff, but I rarely finish it. He/him

[Dean @dangerd3an]

M: Dad, have you ever imagined being a dork?
Me: Oh, I don’t have to imagine.

[Dean @dangerd3an]

@spikestrife Yes.

[Dean @dangerd3an]

Who’s prescient now, huh?

[Dean @dangerd3an]

The Facebook and Instagram outages should distract us long enough that Zuckerberg has time to get to his secret island lair.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

The fact that half of America will vote for a 34 time convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, unrepentant racist, pathological liar, and malignant narcissist, speaks to the unrelenting evil of white supremacy.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

This needs to be unequivocally disqualifying as a Prime Minister of Canada.

Full stop.

[Dean @dangerd3an]

This is one of those nights in the quiet academic library where I would welcome a visit from the ice cream fairy.
To be fair that describes most nights.

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

So this happened today in Vancouver BC where Johnny Marr and I are both doing gigs tonight (as is Paul Weller). We spent a lovely long lunch comparing notes about the joy of playing music and laughing uproariously about the old days. Love you Johnny.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

#2 was always the funniest Top 10

[Dean @dangerd3an]

Ceci n’est pas un chat.

[Dean @dangerd3an]

@KeriHighBridge @BCNDPCaucus Funny how nobody remembers this.

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

.@PierrePoilievre’s entire adult life, food, vehicles and housing are at taxpayers’ expense.

From university straight into elected office. 20 years on public support.

Pierre will receive a gold-plated pension at age 55.

Who is he to speak up???

#cdnpoli

[Dean @dangerd3an]

@Horton69069Dale @kinsellawarren @HillaryClinton @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 18% of the population does not equal half the population, but by all means keep pushing that narrative.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

Imagine if the entire vice presidential debate is just Tim Walz looking at JD Vance and going "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed"

[The Chaser @chaser]

‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
https://t.co/vp72VSKeRY

[Dean @dangerd3an]

My kid loves mythology, so I’m grooving on The Ulster Cycle as bedtime story.
Last night was The Hound of Cullan, complete with side lesson on hurling.
Tonight we read The Cattle Raid of Cooley.

[Dean @dangerd3an]

Check out The Seventh Veil of Salome, out this August. A tale of 3 women: Vera Larios, a Mexican actress starring in a big budget Bible epic, Nancy Hartley, a frustrated bit player. And in the palace of Herod, Salome, who must dance before the court. https://t.co/DeCSlOJRea

[Dean @dangerd3an]

Check out Silvia Moreno-Garcia's spooky, supernatural suspense ode to cinema: SILVER NITRATE, out in paperback this month. https://t.co/7hFFc9lr1h

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

"VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS THE MONSTER BECAUSE HIS REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE HUMANITY OF HIS CREATION DAMNS HIS SOUL, AND IN ROMANTIC LITERATURE THAT IS A MONSTROUS ACT!"

[Dean @dangerd3an]

@DominosCanada Pepperoni Feast! @ChrisGrantHall