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Boat on a hill, never gone to sea. #THFC #COYS

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Kai Havertz: “I’m a total sugar freak. I drink Coke after games and I need sweets because they give me strength and energy.

“When I first moved to London, we had a cook who came every day. I completely changed my diet and stopped having sugar, but I didn’t feel good at all. It had the opposite effect.

“Then we got a nutritionist at Chelsea who told me, ‘Kai, you need the Fanta, you need the Coke. Drink one a day.’

“At half-time I get gummy bears, Skittles or something. I started doing it again and suddenly I was full of energy.” 🍬

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Thread of audiobooks I've listened to since my return to the office

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

🚨🎙️ Roberto De Zerbi says he told the #THFC players that wanted to leave the club in the summer that they could if the club stayed up, but NOT if they got relegated: 😳❌

“I said: 'Yes, help me to stay up, and then I help you to leave'. If you don't help me to stay up, you stay underwater with me!” 🤝

- Alasdair Gold

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@potatoslav 5 reasons NOT to follow me:

1. Fully #COYS
2. Rhode island homerism
3. Attentin to detai
4. Casual Innumeracy

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This is who runs this account

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@OKnox

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@potatoslav The other half was "road bread"