sac 🖌️

queer bulky boi with oversized nuts. he/him

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

card declined at the barber shop. theyre busting out the sewing machine man

[A24 @A24]

The extended cut

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

happy birthday to our bestie Gromit!!!

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

im leaving "it is what it is" in 2024.
"what if you killed yourself" is the new phrase in 2025 and i dont care how problematic it is. what if you killed yourself

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

some guys out here afraid to moan in their girls ear but im in my girls dms like this

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

friend got botox recently. im a Plastic Surgery Ally

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

this would work on me and the boys

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Catching snails with beer

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

listening to troy sivan followed by kim petras walking through midtown. all of these corporate boys are one pop away from being on this level

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

fritz walked so moo deng could run. and that being said, we should never pit two queens against each other

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The shinzo abe killer watching that clip the same way you do watching your dad try to open a pdf

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

this is what they do to you at three dollar bill if someone in your group is straight :/

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

@AmericanAir Just sent

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

@AmericanAir whats up my guy, hey tell me why our flight was delayed for 2 hours and 40 minutes, and then now that we’ve got to our destination, we now have to wait another hour for us to get a fucking gate. AA 2226. You guys really live up to your reputation of 2nd worst airline

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

@AmericanAir thats awesome! that definitrly helps me not waste almost four hours of my day with absolutely zero compensation! please tell me why the destination was not prepared for our arrival. additionally, please tell me how you plan to compensate me.

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

sometimes the tl lines up perfectly, and divinity is witnessed

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

@MattJ_Martin who said that

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

@MattJ_Martin phd more like pretty huge dong, post on main?

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

smh, bidens america ladies and gentlemen

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

me to my girl after going nonverbal at the function (i want to go home)

[sac 🖌️ @danglyearingboy]

i will bet my life that soon there will be a video of someone driving down the BQE with this on their car, leaning their head out the window while they drive

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The NYPD is using “Barnacles” to combat illegal parking.

They are commercial-grade suction cups that latch onto the glass with 1,000 pounds of force, making forcible removal next to impossible.