Dan Gollub

unknown dream interpreter, novelist

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

@amiasrinivasan I have an original approach to interpreting dreams. My basic theory is that dreams are consecutive depictions of what the inner self loves, desires, finds undesirable, and hates. May I send you a summary of my dream approach? [email protected]

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Look, I'm sorry, but you can't turn three until you're potty trained.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Formula to acquire a new mindset: dandelion soup, throw in the gnats, and the result will drive you bats.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Words of wisdom: there are better ways to live one's life than by eating slimy kale.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

What if they gave a sunset and people liked it? What if they gave a morning and the birds sang about it? What if they gave a hunger but people were fasting in a good cause? What if they gave a simpatico and everyone sensed it?

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

What if a mole in your organization betrays you and you get busted and have to start over and rain on your face enables you to grow antennae to help you find the true path? Will people be happy for you? Will they clamor for your attention, like seals at the zoo honking to be fed?

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

What if your thinking gets on a gallop, like an enthusiastic colt or a hungry crocodile? Ride, my pretty, ride!

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

BBC news: Ukraine and Russia join in an alliance, Zelensky remains in power, and the war ends. BBC: batty bird caws.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Do you have worms? I've heard that ivermectin can be helpful.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

The bridge is out. So even if you know how to swim proceed with caution on the bridge.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Bee kind to bees.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Do you know why old male politicians tell lies? So at least their noses will grow.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

It presumably would be good for one's mental state to imagine speaking in a positive tone of voice. But is that difficult to imagine? Perhaps first imagining one is smiling might make it significantly easier to imagine one is speaking in a positive voice.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

In the ongoing battle of good vs. weevil, have you ever turned over a rock in the countryside, seen the things underneath, and gotten a creepy feeling? If so, that's your mirror neurons doing their thing. Good mirror neurons!

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

If you're under the protection of the Mousegod, it's necessary to try to avoid the metaphoric mousetraps. I try... I certainly try...

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

I'm not sure Dr. Fauci totally educated us about the potential side effects of the shots. Based on a sample of one, the first gives you a desire to study glycolysis, and the second makes you want to have cats.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

What if the circus runs away and joins you?

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

Anent your poetic sensitivities, what poetic epiphanies have you had lately?

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

If you sometimes see earthworms dancing in the rain, they probably are.

[Dan Gollub @dangollub1]

If you've had both your shots, there's a 95% chance you won't step on a crack and break Flash Gordon's back.