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Fish out of water

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@MissAHaddow And first prize goes to Miss Haddow for her fantastic Ming vase costume.

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@MissAHaddow Check out the competition!

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@LisasShare For God's sake, don't google "BBC"

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@Brian_P4Real I think they did well just reminding her to put some undies on.

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@GrumpyBkReviewr Thanks so much for this. May I use your quote, "You'll laugh a lot, as intended," on my Amazon page please?

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@LukeRomyn Who did the cover?

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@Rachels_Ratchet burying the bodies
It tickles my lumbago something awful

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@DuckingKissy @ItsAllBollocks Working in the NHS

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@Xmagdalena @PropertySpot @donaldtusk We all know where that finger's been.

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@MissAHaddow Nothing says romance like tank-tops.

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@Pillownaut NEVER throw a whole edam at a baby.
I learned the hard way.

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@MissAHaddow I was worried about consent, so I had a solicitor draft me a "sex contract," but it wouldn't stand up in court.

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@JayInslee I really really really want to zig a zig, ah.

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@livewire3791 That's a typo. Should say 'back passages.'

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@Reuters @joroulette All of them?

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@GaryHaynesNovel

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@GaryHaynesNovel "You always were a cunning linguist, James."

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@GuyCalledGee by R Kelly

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@GuyCalledGee Crickey!